salad fingers is my muse. the love of my life. my one and only.
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Pompurumi - SALAD'S #1 WIFE ! - Tumblr Blog
it genuinely makes me sad that “happy wife, happy life” is a phrase that means “I make my wife happy because if I don’t she’ll be annoying and fuck up my day” when it should mean “I keep my wife happy because seeing her smile genuinely makes my heart light up with mirth, I love hearing her joyful laugh, I love making her happy”
self shipping is so beautiful. yes I have so many beautiful wives in my mind who love me very much and take me on picnics and they can range from a sexy butch redhead to a green thing. so beautiful
why am I the only one in the world drawing ballerina salad fingers,, , , , do u think I'm the first. what if I'm paving the way rn
like.. newsflash when you vehemently defend your right to make every piece of media you consume be about incest and pedophilia people are going to think you’re a creepy weirdo. sure it’s not technically illegal, but people are entitled to disliking you and are within their right to tell others who may care about that stuff, since 95% of people do. and that’s not anywhere the same as oppression based on gender or sexuality btw
APPARENTLY SHES TRANSPHOBIC 💔💔💔 AND IS ATTRACTED TO CHILLI PEPPERS 💔💔💔💔💔 AND BRRIIITIISSHH 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔
Who IS this diva
AAH THANK YOU THATS SO SWEET 😭 tbh you're the only person I actually bother to interact with on this godforsaken platform so... I'm just gonna send all my love to you
:🤎 ~ BEAUTIFUL PERSON AWARD! Once you are given this award you're supposed to paste it in the asks of 8 people (or more) who deserve it. If you break the chain nothing happens, but it's sweet to know someone thinks you're beautiful inside and out!!!!! ~ 🤎
YIPPPEEEEE thak you Captain :3
Im too tired to gonthroufh 8 peoples blogs so get tagged
@creatorbiaze @zyrtecbrainrot @tomkittycat @aredeemantagonist
@star-tb @starrykinstellation @diseasedflesh @jabberwock-islanders
need more salad fingers content... no body draws him except for me and it SUCKS
i don't want characters to be good or right i want them covered in blood
The results are in for Grand Festival! Team Past wins with a score of 500p!
Congratulations on winning the biggest Splatfest ever! Thanks to everyone that participated, and be sure to grab those Super Sea Snails!
hey guys quick question do u think that Salad saw an ACTUAL dead dog or his mind was so deranged taht he genuinely thought it was a girl ??
Two days to go until the Splatoon 3 Grand Festival!
Team Present, will you seize the moment?
I've had enough of salad fingers.. it's time for fingers salad
LOOK AT HIMMM..... LOOK AT HIM?!?!?!?
guhsbndnj ivbe remade this 4 times bc i have free will😍😍🎃🎃
@pompurumi
HELPPP IM IN LOVE
LOOK AT US ‼️‼️‼️‼️ though to make it more lore accurate salad should've been the bride 😏
@pompurumi
yippee
guys it's been a year since I've been in the salad fingers fandom wish my hyperfixation turned-obsession a happy birthday
hes a lil silly.
I SECOND THIS!!!!!!
The radfem fandom is dying. Post about your blorbos to make it die faster
salad fingers is like an exclusive barbie doll to me and if I see you playing with or treating him in anyway that I don't like I will kill you
