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Alligator, AND ATTORNEY AT LAW Trying to make something of this but not overly pleased with the results so far >~

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Fact 1. I have 4 siblings

Fact 2. Every time someone asks me how old I am I have to count it out

3. My dream job is a lawyer, I don’t know why though

Breaking news: Ex-art student is a queer disaster which is a surprise to literally no one.

My last narumitsu post blew the absolute hell up so I thought I’d post a comic I’ve been thinking about. I hope you guys like it :)

Yeah for Agammemnon's yeah, Menelaus doesn't need one ♡.

But yeah, you're the Troyan lawyer and Atreid

...Am I a lawyer for the Epic Cycle people now?

"your honour my client has the iq of a stick of celery"

-my 60smth criminal law professor when discussing whether someone could be sane and stupid

today on things i did not expect to hear from law professors: this guy must be macadamian because he's NUTS

me as a lawyer:

bailiff: all rise for the judge

me, too lazy to stand up: objection

Believe Me Part 2/Twisted Stories

Warnings: Yelling, Mentions of shooting, Harassment, Assault, Fighting, Guns, and Attempted murder. I think that's all tell me if i missed anything 

A/n: I can't express how long this took to write because I don't know how to describe the scenes. Anyways, here's part 2 and I'm also working on a book.

Word Count: 1.7k ish

Summary: Nothing Really, just a huge twist 

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The team had gotten all sorts of information, turns out that Milly wasn't actually Milly and her real name is Michelle Taylor. So much for changing her name . She has a crazy history in many schools and clearly her parents had changed her name so people would accept her into society and into places. 

“She's the principal's niece…y/n was telling the truth.” Jay spoke. “Alright let's move out” Voight snapped Jay out of whatever he was thinking.

The team arrived at Millys house but Kim and Adam went up to the door because everyone else had shown their faces at the front office due to you getting in trouble or parent meeting and stuff and Voight didn't want to risk messing up the plan. 

Kim knocked on the door and waited for someone to open the door, the door opened and there she was, your principal 

“Hi is there  Michelle Taylor here” Kim said calmly. Your principal slammed the door shut right in Kim's face and made a run for it. “I NEED BACKUP” kim shouted into her radio. Jay, Hailey and everyone else jumped out of their cars and ran. 

Jay had instructed you to stay in the car because he didn't want you to get hurt even more than you already were. Just then shots rang out all around the car and you dropped down to the floor of the car. 

Jays Pov(for this part because it's the only way i'll be able to write it)

We had arrested Y/n’s principal as we were all heading back to our cars. shots rang out and everyone dove down onto the ground. “Y/N!” i wanted to run to her but hailey held me back. “She’s smart jay, she probably got down to the floor.” Hailey suggested. But I had this gut feeling that something wasn't right. 

As soon as the gunshots were finished I ran to the car and practically ripped opened the door. Relife filled my body when I saw Y/n, she was ok, she had her hands over her ears, curled into a ball shaking. I slid into the car seat and pulled Y/n into my chest and she sobbed.

***

I sobbed into jays chest for what felt like hours which was only for a few minutes.  “Its ok y/n, i got you, its ok.” Jay soothed. “I-wa-was so scared i-” My chest felt tight, i couldn't even finish my sentence because i didn't have enough air to even talk. “Y/n you have to breath.” Jay said. “I-I-I can't”. “Hey, look at me. Match my breathing” I looked at jay and soon i started to calm down. 

We sat in Jay's car for a while, Jay was talking to Hailey, Adam and Kevin while stroking my hair. I didn't realize I fell asleep until I woke up on the couch in our apartment. “Hey Y/n” someone said in a soft voice. I recognize that voice, it was will. 

“What are you doing here?” I said in a groggy voice while sitting up. “Jay called and told me what happened and asked if i made sure you were all right.” “soooo the only time you come over is to see if im alright and not to watch a movie and bring me Mcdonalds?” I joked. “I don't have money for Mcdonalds” Will said while looking at my hand. “DUDE, I've seen your paycheck and you definitely have money,” I argued. “Alright, I'll take off tomorrow and you can have a junk food day, just don't tell Jay”  A huge smile was on my face. Finally i won an conversation against will, wait… hold up. “Wait, You never take off a whole day like that, what's the catch?” “Whoever did your cast didn't make it tight enough, so you'll have to get a new one tomorrow, and Connor needs to do some further look at it” Will explained. “Whatever at least i get whatever i want tomorrow” I said

***

It's been a couple of weeks since the whole incident at school. Today at the court case, I didn't really wanna go but Jay said I had to. Something along the lines with “they need you there for “evidence” and blah blah blah”. 

I wasn't gonna dress that nie so I just wore some flare pants and a Chicago Med Sweatshirt I stole from will.

“Michelle Taylor will be charged on many accounts of Thievery, Fraud, Assault, Harassment, attempted murder, possession of a firearm and many accounts of fleeing the police.” The judge spoke from his chair

Gosh you didn't Milly had committed all these crimes in one lifetime, you didn't even know she had a fake name. Quite frankly you didn't want to be here, you wanted to be at home in your bed sleeping or watching movies with your brothers. 

“Your honor, my client has a different side of her story based on what happened between her and Ms. Halstead.” Millys Lawyer spoke, Milly got up to the stage(or whatever you call it, i wanna be a doctor not a lawyer), and started talking.

“I was just talking to my friends about some girl who was being mean to me, and i guess she was eavesdropping on my conversation and she just came up to and punched me, i tried to defend myself, after we got pulled apart she- she threated to hurt me and my family with her brothers gun, and that she would come to school and ki-kill me” SHE WAS CRYING, SHE WAS REALLY FUCKING CRYING! You wouldn't believe what you were hearing, you did none of that, milly swung first, milly was talking about your family so you tried to talk and well… you already know the rest of the story. There was no way the Judge would believe this,  Or so you thought.

“Your honor, there's CCTV footage, my client has bruises and a swollen eye from the confrontation, she even has bruises from other fights she had gotten in with Ms, Taylor weeks and even months ago” Your lawyer spoke.

This went on for 40 minutes. Made up stories and most of them happened but words were twisted things were changed to make you look like the bad guy.  and afterwards you took a lunch break. “Their not gonna send Y/n to jail press any charges right hailey?” Jay spoke. Hailey knew a thing or two about courts since it was her first choice of what she wanted to be (idk if actually was but whatever). “Yeah- yeah she'll be fine jay.” Deep down hailey knew this wasn't going well and you'll probably end up with house arrest or something.

***

I sentence MiChelle Taylor to six Years in Jail with possible parole. You sighed, nothing bad was going to happen to you and you were fine. “And I sentence Y/n Halstead to 10 Months In Jail without parole, for Attempted Murder, Assault, and harassment” Suddenly there were so many Flashing lights, so many people talking, then you couldnt breath, you couldn't see, black spots clouded your vision…

Then one loud voice overcame all the other ones. “MOVE, LEAVE HER ALONE”, you were picked up and brought to an empty room. Y/n, it's ok, it's just me and will, you're safe, no ones gonna hurt you” a soft voice came. “You can open your eyes now, there's no cameras, no media, nobody, just us. Ok?” You didn't even realize that you were closing your eyes tightly.

“They're taking me to jail” You whispered, it came out of a question rather than a response. “y/n, I promise, we will do everything possible to make sure you don't go to jail. I promise” Will said while coming towards you and jay.

You already knew that promise was broken within a millisecond. “You can't promise that, it's already been done, there's nothing anybody can do.” “You'll have another court case to finalize everything by then we'll have figured out everything” Jay spoke

Just then police officers barged through the doors and pushed Will and Jay out of the way. “Let me go!” you yelped when they grabbed you with force. “Don't hurt her” Will tried to get to you but jay held him back “If you fight back you'll only make it worse for her” Jay said “BUT WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING JAY, I'M NOT JUST GONNA STAND BACK WHILE MY LITTLE SISTER GETS ARRESTED FOR A CRIME SHE DIDN'T COMMIT, IF YOUR NOT GONNA HELP THEN I WILL.” Will snapped, and with that he threw jays hand off his shoulder and walked out.

Jay was left standing there questioning what led to this, how was his family falling apart in just one day. 

When will ran outside he saw you looking at him with tears in your eyes. With one last chance on seeing you for awhile he signed *I promise little boss* During the pandemic, you, will and jay learned sign language for fun and ever since you guys have been using it, either so someone didn't figure out what you guys were talking about or in a serious situation where one of you couldn't talk. And the name, will had given to you when you were nine because you kept bossing everyone around and you were short for your age and you are still short, hence the name Little Boss. 

This was the day where the three halstead siblings lost each other…

The end

No i'm just joking. I was totally gonna make this a happy ending where milly goes to jail and You don't go to jail but no, this idea sprang to me at 7pm and i just word vomited all my ideas into the chapter but i hope there's one more chapter after this because i already have ideas for the last one. Btw my bad for being gone took me about a month to write this part. It's been since June 17th that I started this. Anyways, bye. 

How can anyone not love Law???

How lawyering works

The opposing party: “Clint Barton is the WORST Avenger since he went into a battle with aliens armed only with a bow and arrow LOL.“

Your argument: “Clint Barton is the best Avenger BECAUSE he went into a battle with aliens armed ONLY with a bow and arrow!”

Mooshu with The Lop Lawyers

Representing me, Bun Jovi, at my court trial.

Stay tuned!!! Will update!

We made the news!!

Look at the turn out for my court trial this morning.

Rabbits from all over came out. If you see yourself, or know you showed up, feel free to tag yourself. Thank you, thank you!!

Me so grateful.

Posting the verdict next!

#JusticeForBunJovi #BunJovi #TheLopLawyers

The Clapping Lawyer

[The following skit is one I wrote for my drama class for 6-7 year-olds, and is a puppet show.]

The Clapping Lawyer

Andrew: There once was a lawyer…

Kian: He went to lawyer school, and was super smart…

Vitaly: However, he did something others found weird… He’d clap a lot…

Andrew: They were mostly happy claps…

Kian: Some were sarcastic claps…

Vitaly: He somehow even did angry claps…

Andrew: You’re skipping the beginning!

Kian: Oh, yeah! There it is now!

Vitaly: Back when the lawyer didn’t have arms!

*Flashback sign; time-warp noise*

The Lawyer: I love being a lawyer, but, something feels off…

Kian: Yes, despite how much he loved truth and justice, something was still missing…

*Clapping*

The Lawyer: What’s that glorious noise?

Vitaly: Oh, that’s called clapping! You need arms to clap, though.

The Lawyer: Where can I get these “arms?”

Andrew: I know a guy who sells Black Market arms; come with me!

Kian: Oh, hey, guys! How can I help you?

The Lawyer: Two arms, please!

Kian: Here they are! Now, you take good care of them!

Vitaly: Why do they call this the Black Market, anyway?

Kian: Oh, just because it’s the colour black; nothing sinister here!

Andrew: And, that’s when things changed…

Vitaly: He loved his arms so much, and was so happy with them, that he started clapping at random times and places.

Kian: Why does he keep clapping? It’s so weird…

Andrew: Yeah. He clapped during our lawyer test; it was super distracting…

The Lawyer: You DO have the right to an attorney! Ah-HA! Take that, test! *claps*

Vitaly: He also has started clapping during court…

The Lawyer: *slow clap* OBJECTION!

Kian: Mr. Lawyer, your clapping is annoying!

The Lawyer: I’m just trying to spread joy through clapping… I’m just so excited and thankful for these arms…

Vitaly: It was then that they realized what an actual encouragement the clapping had been…

Andrew: He’d clap and cheer at their sports events…

Kian: He clapped and cried at Billy Bob Thorton’s wedding…

Vitaly: He clapped and encouraged them when they got accepted into Hogwarts…

The Lawyer: I clap because I care about you all!

Kian: That’s when we realized, also, that we were so busy being worried about looking cool and being accepted, that we shunned our friend, just because he was quirky…

Andrew: We’re so sorry we were rude… you’re not a total weirdo, like we thought…

Vitaly: I’m sorry I gossiped about you… to basically everyone…

The Lawyer: It’s alright, you guys! I forgive you! GROUP HUG!

Everyone: THE END!