she/her, it if you wanna be Nasty | almost 9+10 years old | am i ND or just anxious | bisexuwhale | i am a whore in theory and a mother by practice | might post poetry??? | sitcom lover (community, parks and rec, B99, modern family, the office)
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Today On Things I Did Not Expect To Hear From Law Professors: This Guy Must Be Macadamian Because He's
today on things i did not expect to hear from law professors: this guy must be macadamian because he's NUTS
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i hate math
i mean, now i'm in uni and i don't even have to take math anymore because i am now a playable character in ace attorney but still. i am willing to argue to the death that 7x7 should NOT BE 49 WHO INVENTED MATH WHY DID THEY DO THIS I HATE NUMBERS-
i don't just walk behind, i walk in front to give them some space because I may be left out but at least i am not trapped behind slow walkers
"your honour my client has the iq of a stick of celery"
-my 60smth criminal law professor when discussing whether someone could be sane and stupid
remember to drink water, homies