Objection - Tumblr Posts
Double false!
girls who loved books to much in elementary school
girls who loved mud to much in elementary school
there are only 3 types of girls
girls who loved dragons too much in elementary school
girls who loved wolves too much in elementary school
girls who loved horses too much in elementary school
that’s every flavor of girl there is
OBJECTIONABLE (V1.0)
A font pack by @ingthing!
Never hand-draw your own “objection” bubbles again! Inspired by that one lawyer game.
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reading this deposition that just got dropped where someone sued musk and ohhhh my god it is this funniest thing ever . i can see why his lawyer tried to keep this confidential . they’re both maybe the biggest idiots . this is like ace attorney
cell phone doesn't like water because it is a combination of the other three elements. it is a rock (earth) that we fill with lightning (fire) that can control radio waves (air). if it contained water too, it would be too perfect; it would be like a god. to prevent this, the universe kills the would be uniter-of-the-elements. it's basic science.
The Clapping Lawyer
[The following skit is one I wrote for my drama class for 6-7 year-olds, and is a puppet show.]
The Clapping Lawyer
Andrew: There once was a lawyer…
Kian: He went to lawyer school, and was super smart…
Vitaly: However, he did something others found weird… He’d clap a lot…
Andrew: They were mostly happy claps…
Kian: Some were sarcastic claps…
Vitaly: He somehow even did angry claps…
Andrew: You’re skipping the beginning!
Kian: Oh, yeah! There it is now!
Vitaly: Back when the lawyer didn’t have arms!
*Flashback sign; time-warp noise*
The Lawyer: I love being a lawyer, but, something feels off…
Kian: Yes, despite how much he loved truth and justice, something was still missing…
*Clapping*
The Lawyer: What’s that glorious noise?
Vitaly: Oh, that’s called clapping! You need arms to clap, though.
The Lawyer: Where can I get these “arms?”
Andrew: I know a guy who sells Black Market arms; come with me!
Kian: Oh, hey, guys! How can I help you?
The Lawyer: Two arms, please!
Kian: Here they are! Now, you take good care of them!
Vitaly: Why do they call this the Black Market, anyway?
Kian: Oh, just because it’s the colour black; nothing sinister here!
Andrew: And, that’s when things changed…
Vitaly: He loved his arms so much, and was so happy with them, that he started clapping at random times and places.
Kian: Why does he keep clapping? It’s so weird…
Andrew: Yeah. He clapped during our lawyer test; it was super distracting…
The Lawyer: You DO have the right to an attorney! Ah-HA! Take that, test! *claps*
Vitaly: He also has started clapping during court…
The Lawyer: *slow clap* OBJECTION!
Kian: Mr. Lawyer, your clapping is annoying!
The Lawyer: I’m just trying to spread joy through clapping… I’m just so excited and thankful for these arms…
Vitaly: It was then that they realized what an actual encouragement the clapping had been…
Andrew: He’d clap and cheer at their sports events…
Kian: He clapped and cried at Billy Bob Thorton’s wedding…
Vitaly: He clapped and encouraged them when they got accepted into Hogwarts…
The Lawyer: I clap because I care about you all!
Kian: That’s when we realized, also, that we were so busy being worried about looking cool and being accepted, that we shunned our friend, just because he was quirky…
Andrew: We’re so sorry we were rude… you’re not a total weirdo, like we thought…
Vitaly: I’m sorry I gossiped about you… to basically everyone…
The Lawyer: It’s alright, you guys! I forgive you! GROUP HUG!
Everyone: THE END!