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Small facts about the Neverseen
they're super underrated guys
Alvar has "crazy theories" on Mr. Forkles Identities
These guys are super insane and hate eachother
Fintan made Keefe do his laundry
Alvar supervised this
Trix isn't a "huge fan" of Alvar
Ruy is a heavy snorer
Alvar and Ruy are heavy sleepers (which made them "perfect victims" for pranks)
Umber likes the fact the elven/human hand has so many bones, makes it easier for her to torture someone.
Trix hates trolls (umbers death) and would've quit if the Neverseen allianced with Empress Pernille
Some dwarves work for the Neverseen (not enough to make decent amount of food tho)
what if
Fintan make all the special new recruits do his laundry as a "test of Faith" and judges them based on how well they do

me after seeing my fav accounts repost and like my posts
I'm a genius
With the whole Long vs Short hair for Fintan I randomly though maybe since hes a powerful and old pyrokintic the ends of his hair are actually fire and he can lengthen them or short as he pleases
My hcs for the Neverseen
•Trix and Umber have beef with Alvar (pettiest stuff ever)
•Glimmer and Ruy are forced into this beef
•Vespera is borderline friendly with Ruy (not much but its the thought that counts) since she deep inside (subconsiously atp) she doesnt want him to feel the way she did all those years ago
•Fintan recruited Alvar
•Gisela was a messy farm girl before her evil girl arc
•Ruy tried to be as fancy as possible to show everyone that he didn't need to from nobility to be worthy before being expelled
•Alvar and Ruy were friends before Ruy got Expelled
Hot Take (spoilers?? for stellarlune)
I had to put my book down and run a marathon when Sophie decided on the name Hope for her Dagger like, I know that name was chosen for a reason but like its just so corny to me sorry
Vacker Hc
Russian Della-Egyptian Alden
The Vacker kids all have diff skin tones since they're mixed (Alvar lightest-Biana Darkest)
one thing abt Keeper that I'm shocked no one rlly talks about is how the Keeper crew and the neverseen main members low-key parallel eachother in different ways,
Like Tam & Linh w/ Ruy. All of them traumatized and hurt from the treatment of Exilium and Elvin Society. The humiliation forming a hard defense that comes when they feel stinging again.
Maruca & Alvar are both motivated by family whether it be love or hatred. Both want to valued more, Maruca wanting to help more, knowing the hurt her family went through & Alvar wanting to destroy more after learning what his family has done.
Brant and Fitz and their unfiltered rage whenever someone hurts someone they love, its blinding. But it comes from the desire to help others, to find a answer thats been prolonged. They both hold this but one manages it and one basks in it.
Biana and Giesla, strong hardworking beautiful, yet majority of their lives were spent overshadowed by the men in their lives. Biana fought to be seen while Gisela stood down to downplayed. being underestimated was a constant for both of them.
Sophie and Trix being torn by the people they love, wanting to let out the frustrations, Their power is what makes people fear them and is prevents most from seeing whats underneath. People not only restrict their power but also their emotions causing them to slowly spiral into insanity and stress.
Fintan and Keefe are both desperate for something to fill the gaping hole in them, Fintan insane from the voices begging him for just one little spark while Keefe is begging for a voice, to guide him to assure him it'll be alright
ill add more later but for now this is good
edit- Y'all can talk you aren't on mute
one thing i need to know is dellas maiden name, like do her kids even know her side of the family. What was her life like before Alden.
ever wonder if Alvar and Ruy actually did know each other in their Foxfire years, like yeah Alvar said he didn't but thats because it would make him look suspicious. Like I'm just wondering about their dynamic and stuff
blah blah sophie and keefe blah blah parralell umber trix blah blah they both have undying loyalty towards eachother blah blah
"Guvmy y-you can't hate Mr. Forkle, he lost his twin brother that-" WOMP WOMP WOMMP idc
dont want to be annoying but i feel like shannon made a whole new story half way
I think despite being one himself, Alvar would be terrified of Millennials
One thing we as a society need to talk about more is the fact that elves only wanting one kid/not twins is super messed up and also extremely stupid.
The reasoning is the fact that the firstborns have the best genetics but this has been disproven. By Fitz being a telepath while Alvar a vanisher, and Tam and Lin being a Hydrokinetic and SHade. Thses are the ones that came in my head but like for the millenniums Elvin society has existed no one thought that MAYBE having more then one kid wasn't so bad. Like its not like the Songs and Vackers were the first and only siblings in Elvin society. In conclusion Elves are stupid
I think one reason Alvar joined the neverseen wasn't only the Vacker Legacy but also the fact his parents had more children (Fitz and Biana) Hes says this somewhere in Flashback BUTTTTTT
Having more then one kid in Elven Society is taboo, ESPECIALLY since the age gap proves that Alden and Della weren't initially going to have more then Alvar but for some reason that changed, immedialty all heads turned to the 11 year old since why would Alden and Della, beloved by Elven Society randomly decide to have more kids. It showed that Alvar, at least in society's eyes was, not enough and failed. Fitz and Biana's existence was a proof of Alvar's failure to be the perfect son, to the point that Alden and Della HAD to resort to more kids. And don't think Alvar didn't know this since Elves are SHADY. I know these people had Alvar crying at night from all those side eyes and whispers. In a way Alvar could never truly love his siblings. At least until he lets go of his pain ig. In conclusion Alvar hates his famiy for betraying them.
seeing people ship stina and fitz and lava cake just made me realize how bad the content drought is h/j
Grady and Edaline were definitely based off of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie
Honestly I actually like the cover for book 9.5, like it actually makes me want to read the book way more then before.