Knock Knock - Tumblr Posts
If you knock on death's door, he will answer. Probably with a "What are you doing in my house??"
Tell me an inside joke between you and a friend, without context.
As you should!!!
How boring would it be to always have flawless, perfectly composed female protagonists - women who never stumble, never fall apart, and never make a wrong decision. Where’s the intrigue in always watching someone breeze through life, unchallenged by inner demons or complicated desires? Real characters - the ones who truly captivate - are the ones who shatter, struggle, and confront their flaws (or don’t) head-on, embracing the mess of their humanity.
(And honestly, I’ve yet to encounter a perfect human being in real life who’s not insufferable in their own ways.)
#so glory to problematic female protagonists
when the protagonist of a novel is an insufferable cunt and also a woman
The thing about jungkook & jeonghan is they name their weverse live just about whatever and i love that energy🫶🏻
It took Chris twenty minutes to piece together his boyfriend Brad's knock knock joke. It clicked after their neighbor Luke pointed out Brad meant 'glad' not GLAAD.
Yes. Brad and Chris lived deep inside the heart of the gay bubble where the teeth were white and the butts were tight. Despite the demographic’s high gloss factor tho, ‘orange’ still didn’t rhyme with ‘range’ or ‘strange’ just as anywhere else.
While the disconnect in pronunciation ironically kept things real in the gay bubble, it only highlighted Brad and Chris’s estrangement from all. For Brad and Chris, oddball orange was right up there with the two pronunciations of ‘read.’ WTF was that about? It sure as H-E double hockey sticks was no accent.
Neither was any phonetic version of tear, bass, or close for that matter. Brad and Chris found the same spelling/different word factor especially confusing. Context was everything here, and in a world of information overload, it was seemingly more often than not the one thing missing.
Oy!
Well… That’s heteronyms for you.
What Chris really needed to know was if this orange number came in a thong.
A few minutes later he would find out it did. It would also turn out the pouch was too small. Should not sales clerks know thier regular customers size and product? The fashion gays were known world wide for being on top of things and this was clearly unprofessional.
Why no one at Gay! Gay! Gay! Underwerks told him about this stuff upfront would irk Chris for days. He finally chilled out when his boyfriend Brad suggested the guy who helped him with the thong might be a bottom. A lot of things happened behind the scenes there so it was impossible to ever really know exactly what might be going on with them. It was likely the mystery that made them so damn attractive so it was often best to just let things be what they were.
To the other end, Chris’ orange thong side cleavage would occupy the sales clerk’s smartphone for several weeks. No one gets ahead in retail without taking calculated risks, and this bet paid off big time in more ways than won. That store clerk is now the company’s top performing regional manager and about to launch his own line of underwear appropriately named X-S.
The news there is that he hasn’t decided yet if the dash will remain silent. Unsurprisingly, La-a already voted against any thread of silence. She was Becky’s friend from when she was a cheerleader in South Africa. It’s Brad and Chris’ guess the two may have been the only cheerleaders to ever exist there. You’ve seen Mean Girls right?
Well… There you go.
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2022 > 2020 > 2018 > 2016 > 2014
My personal magnum opus is 9 years long. I don't know why this particular drawing, but it so happened over time that I observe my drawing progress (especially coloring) through it.
I didn't wait for autumn to do it. Besides, last year I finally passed the game, without a "Game over".
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[The history of art is here]
This game again, and this drawing. It's so ironic that I think about this game in between the years.
For me, this is associated with autumn. Like DST, like Pumpkin Jack (and maybe some other game, I don't remember). Withering and almost dead.
When all the leaves have already fallen, and they are underfoot, along with mud and puddles. There are crows cawing around, a cold wind and absolutely no people. I love it.
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And I FINALLY got through this game on both ends. After so much time and trying.
Another selection of different things
trick or treat!
here’s a giant york candy for you!
Happy Halloween!!!!
trick or treat hehe
Happy Halloween!! here’s some spooky skittles for you! :3
🎃 thank you!! I’ll take some starbursts :3
trick or treat hehe
Happy Halloween!! here’s some spooky skittles for you! :3
