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I really really want some smart person (maybe me with more free time) make deconstruction of Hitgirl (from kickass)

I LOVE Hitgirl character, she was my role model in my way to young for watching Kickass childhood. I recently rewatched some clips with her (and Kickass movie whole) and I feel so much potential in her. Because she's literal child soldier (trauma material already). I'm curious about her actual school life, not cardboard mean girls story, not I'm-not-like-other-girls (of course she's not like other girls, she's assassin since 9) but actual complete feeling of isolation, because her body and mentality are prepared for warfare (crime fighting, okay) and now she has to go through normal life, interact with people consistently and so on. Sure she can pretend in short term to be normal, but how long? Broad knowledge that comes with combat experience is hard to mask (especially if you're not used to) and this will spill out. This seems like a huge field for story, that unfortunately won't fit into funny action movie. But I wish I had something about it.

Not to mention very not funny things like PTSD

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in case you missed it

SOUTH PARK AU RAAHH PROFESSOR CHAOS AU RAAHHH

I never remember Nicholas Cage's name so don't be surprised when I call him big daddy

Hii 🤭 can I request a Dave Lizewski x reader fluffy smut? Maybe something like dave and the reader are studying for a test but he gets distracted or something

omg yes ofc!! I haven't written for dave in a bit but he's still one of my main pookies so YES, YES I WILL ANON. so sorry this took so long btw!!

pairing: dave lizewski x fem!reader

summary: your boyfriend is too distracted during your study session, so you decide to help him out.

word count: 1.5K

tags: dave and reader are in college, protected sex, established relationship, kind of sub dave? a little proofread, minors dni! normal font below!

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Dave tutoring you was a regular part of your weekly routine. Not only was he a great boyfriend, but he was also an expert at anything math related. Which came in handy for you, because despite being a major in social studies, your course required you to take a class in statistics. So, with exams coming up, the two of you had been spending more and more time preparing together.

The sound of pens clicking and papers being shuffled around filled the room along with your groans. You were desperately trying to find the formula key you’d written down earlier, that had now conveniently disappeared.

Dave watched you, eyes peeking above his glasses as he bit his bottom lip. He wouldn’t tell you, he was pretty sure you’d gotten even more frustrated, but you looked so cute when you were agitated. Not that he liked having you in that mood, not at all. But it was just— the pout of your soft lips, the scrunch of your cute nose, the little huff you’d make when things didn’t go your way… Boy, he was obsessed with you.

"But I swear I-- are you even listening to me?"

Dave snaps out of his daydreaming when you snap your fingers in front of his face, a blush creeping up his face. "I-I was, I promise!"

You raised an eyebrow. "Sure you were." You leaned back into your chair, crossing your legs. "Aren't you supposed to be helping me? I'm gonna be so mad if I have to retake this course."

He gulps, the last thing he wanted was for you to waste your precious time on doing this all again. Especially because that meant you'd have less time for him as well.

"I know, I'm sorry, it's just... I'm so--"

"Distracted?" you interrupt his stammering. To Dave's surprise, you're no longer looking all that frustrated. Your frown is replaced by a cheeky grin, one he knows all too well.

“N-No, I mean— yeah, a little, but it’s not that I don’t wanna help—“ he starts rambling, his words dying off when he hears you giggle. "Wh--What?"

"You're so cute, Dave," you got up, closing the distance so that you were now standing in between his legs, "but I really can't have you being all distracted while we're supposed to study."

He suddenly felt a lot guiltier about his staring. He promised to help you and here he was gawking at how pretty you were, getting all kinds of thoughts. He felt like a pervert.

"I'm sorry, you're right, I'm just getting in the wa-- what are you doing?"

You took his hands and pulled him off the chair, guiding him over to the bed and giving him a push so he landed with his back flat onto the mattress. He looked a little disheveled, curls all messy and his glasses a little crooked. God, you could just eat him up.

"I can't have you being distracted, so," you took your shirt off in one swift motion, "let's fix that."

He watched you with wide blue eyes, face flushed pink with his mouth hanging open. You were no stranger to taking the upper hand with him, but he hadn't expected your study session to get steamy so quickly.

That's how you ended up on top of him, hips grinding down on him through his boxers and your panties. He swore he was about to cum just from you rubbing yourself over him, it took everything in him not to give into that feeling.

"Is this what you were thinking about, baby?" Your voice is dripping with honey. There's something teasing, almost mocking in it. You were well aware of how horny your boyfriend gets, the dirty thoughts he gets, even from before the two of you were a thing. But he never just admits them, no, he's a sweetheart like that.

He wants to answer, so bad, but with every movement of your hips a whimper spills from his lips, whether he wants it to or not. He's not too sure what to do with his hands, keeping them loosely on your thighs, not guiding, simply touching. Almost to ground himself a little.

"Hm, or maybe... You were thinking about this?" You reach down to move your panties to the side, and he takes the hint to start shoving his boxers down, just low enough to free his cock. You feel it tap against your ass as it finally springs free, already dripping with precum.

The vulgar sound of your juices spreading over his cock drives him mad. He barely gets the time to roll a condom on before your rubbing his head through your folds again, his hands grabbing the fat of your thighs a little harder. He's whining softly, silently pleading for you to let him fuck you already.

"What's that baby?" you reach out and grab his jaw, forcing him to look at you. "Use your words hun, I'm not a mind reader."

He just stares at you for a moment, cock twitching at your commanding words. He swallows, struggling to get anything out like the horny mess he is.

"I-I want you to--"

"Speak up."

"I want to be inside you," His voice cracks a little when he repeats himself, louder this time, "Please." he adds.

You smile, a thumb rubbing gently across his cheek. Poor boy looked like he was about to cry if he didn't get to fuck you, cock painfully aching with a need for you, and you alone.

"Well," you lined him up with your entrance, "only because you asked so nicely."

You took him inside with one swift movement of your hips, dropping down onto his lap with an audible clap of skin against skin. You moaned in unison, eyes finding each other, always wanting to watch the other's face when you finally connected like this again.

You wasted no time, already moving your hips again, the sensation of his cock dragging over your slicked walls sending you into a state of euphoria already. Dave's a big guy, and that counts for every other part of him too. You didn't care if stretch was a little painful, or that it took you a while to get used to the size of him at first, you loved it.

"B-Baby, please-- oh my god, you feel s'good, holy shit..." He blabbered on, his words slurring over the sounds of his moans. You grinned, he was already so pussy drunk, it was adorable.

You leaned over, hand splayed over his toned chest, nails dragging over his fair skin and leaving red trails in their wake. He looked so pretty, all marked up, letting everybody know that he was yours. Not that they didn't know already, he loved letting them know, always mentioning his pretty girlfriend whenever he could.

Your thighs started burning a little from the exertion, but you couldn't stop, not when you felt your orgasm slowly approaching. You started moving faster, bouncing on his cock, grin faltering as your expression grew more desperate.

"Dave, I-- fuck!" you cried out when he shifted his hips, the head of his cock hitting a particular spot inside you that made you see stars. "Keep doing that, holy shit, m'gonna cum baby..."

He took your command, as always, following your rhythm with his own movements. His thrusts become more erratic and sloppy by the second, letting you know he was getting close himself. Not that the continuous repeating of your name wasn't already alerting you of that.

"J-Just like that baby, just like that," your orgasm caught up to you soon, walls fluttering around him as you tilted your head back and moaned his name. The two of you were always loud, but now you were sure the whole floor heard you.

He followed right after, thrusting up into you and filling the condom with his hot cum. Your body went limp for a moment, collapsing on top of him with your full weight. His strong arms enveloped you, your face tucked into the crook of his neck, panting, trying to catch your breath.

After a moment to come down from the high of your orgasms, you moved your head to press soft kisses to his cheek. He sighed dreamily, an adorable boyish smile appearing on his face. He couldn't believe how lucky he was to have you. Sometimes, it just felt like a dream. Luckily you were there to kiss him back to reality.

"D'you wanna go back to studying?" he asked softly, his hand tracing gently over your spine.

You whined, pressing a few kisses to his lips. "Hm... No..."

"But," kiss, "what about," kiss, "the exam?"

"Fuck the exam." You moved your head back to rest on his shoulder.

He doesn't reply, instead smiling to himself. Just being glad he's not the only one distracted now.

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Vagabond was originally concepted as a superhero, and probably will be made into one at some point. But this is definitely an issue with superhero media. Not just punisher and batman-type chatacters, but with the genre in general. It goes off the assumption that the world is basically good and there are bad apples, lowlifes, who are basically evil that need to be weeded out, but in the modern world most people understand that the evil is coming from within and above, and the bad people at the bottom are mostly on response to the evils from above.

Meet the new Viper, now with more… civilization.

(Somehow our photo gallery and description disappeared from our post, which is fine by us…. It gives us a reason to blog the entire thing again.)

When the original Dodge Viper debuted over twenty years ago, it was known for being a beast of a car with a cheap, minimalist interior (watch Jeremy’s review from Top Gear Series 5). Well the new Viper, now by Chrysler’s SRT division and under Fiat ownership, has a new interior that’s being described as downright “luxurious.” Perhaps the new Viper is all grown up:

Well, sort of. There’s still an aircraft carrier-length bonnet atop a massive V10 engine, cab-back driving position and a side-exit exhaust. So far, so enjoyably juvenile. But the latest iteration’s lighter, stiffer, more advanced, easier to drive and also sight more pleasant inside.

There’s a carbon fibre bonnet, roof and boot lid, which has whittled weight down to 1455kg, some 55 kilos lighter than the old car, and a huge 50 per cent stiffer. And there’s an upgraded version of Dodge’s 8.4-litre V10 producing - in basic form - 640bhp and 600lb ft of torque. That makes it the torqueiest naturally aspirated engine to be fitted to a sports car… ever.

But inside is where there’s the biggest surprise - it’s actually luxurious. And not just ‘luxurious for a Viper’ either. The cow peelings are soft and sumptuous, the stereo is by Harman Kardon, the abundance of screens are TFT, there’s not a solitary centimeter of wibbly stitching. There’s also 40mm more headroom and 90mm more legroom. This is a car you could feasibly use every day, not just when you fancy peering over the edge of existence.

Get the low down at TopGear.com

Stay with me? (Todd Haynes x FEM reader)

Hey guys! This is my first post, sorry if it's crappy lol. (Not proof read)

I thought I'd start of with a Todd Haynes imagine since I haven't really seen many :)

Just me and my thoughts in my room laying on my bed, just a random thought that popped into my mind, about how Todd and I have been close friends since we were in kindergarten. I know, a long time right?

He's always been there for me, and I've been there for him. I still remember the first day we met, he was awkward and shy, I didn't really think much of it then, but now I keep thinking it was cute.

As of today, Todd is still the same person as from when I had met him, although now he has become more social, so he's not as shy, but still awkward.

My thoughts were interrupted by a knocking at my bedroom door.

"Come in" I said, the door opened and a head poked through the gap. It was Todd. "Hey Y/N!" Todd said with a cheery tone. "Hey Todd!" I smiled, Todd walked the rest of the way in and happily sat on the edge of my bed.

"How was your day?" He asked, I thought back to how my day was. "It was ok, ya know, just the usual. How was yours?" I looked into his dark brown eyes, just thinking how beautiful they are, "Uh yeah it was ok, went to the comic book store with Dave and Marty which was fun, then Dave and I split ways with Marty and we ended up getting robbed again.." Todd looked down with a frustrated look on his face. I furrowed my eyebrows, "Again? The same assholes who robbed you last time?" Todd lifted his head up avoiding eye contact and nodded. "What did they take?" I asked, Todd sighed "my comic books and shit" he finally looked at me and shrugged his shoulders with another sigh.

We talked for a few more hours, me lying on my side on one side if the bed and Todd laying on the other looking up at the ceiling. "I know I've said this a lot, but, thank you, for being here" I looked at Todd with a greatful smile. He looked at me and gave me a small smile back. "Yeah of course, I'm always going to be here for you, no matter what." "And I'm always going to be there for you too, I hope you know that" we continued looking into each other's eyes.

"I love you" Todd accidentally blurted out, his eyes winded once he realized what he had just said and looked away, I continued looking at him with wide eyes. Did he just say he loved me? Wow, didn't see that coming. Over the past few years I developed a crush on Todd, but I never had the courage the confess my feelings for him. "I'm sorry, shit, I'm sorry" Todd panicked, he began to sit up and get off the bed, but before he could I sat up and grabbed hold of his wrist.

He looked back down at me still with panic flooding in his eyes. "I love you too" I said quietly but loud enough for him to hear. The panic in his eyes started to fade and was replaced with relief. "You do?" "Yeah I do, I have for a while now, I just didn't think you'd feel the same so I tried pushing those feelings away.." I looked into his eyes as he slowly sat back down on the bed. "I've had feelings for you for a while too, but yeah I had the same thought as you I guess" he chuckled. I smiled with a blush creeping onto my cheeks.

We both stayed silent while looking into each other's eyes, not daring to say another word. Suddenly he started leaning in, I followed. We both stopped once our noses touched, just taking a moment to process what was happening. Then Todd took the courage to close the gap and placed his lips softly onto mine. It was slow and gentle, it felt like it lasted for hours but in reality it was a minute or so.

Todd pulled away and leant his forehead against mine, smiling at me blushing. I was doing the same. We both stayed in silence for a few more minutes until we noticed it was getting quite late.

"I should probably head home" he said disappointingly, I took a moment in thought then finally settled on that thought. He kissed me forehead and began to get up again, "Stay with me?" I finally said. Todd looked suprised, then a big smile made its way onto his face. He made his way back over to the bed and layed down again on his back. I then moved so then my head was rested on his chest and had my arm across his stomach. He wrapped his arms around me and we just stared into space with small smiles still on our faces, eventually drifting off peacefully to sleep.

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I hope that was ok!