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Keefe's Letters to Sophie [1]

Day 1

Dear Foster,

I found this book in a bookstore for free while I was wandering around. The bookstore sales person said they were gonna throw it out so I could have it, if I wanted it, so that's where I got this sheet of paper from. I don't even know what I'm doing because I told you to forget me it's what's best for you....for everyone...but here I am writing this letter....I don't think I’ll ever give you this...no, I know I won't ever give you this, I can't ever see you again so I'm just wasting my time and maybe just rambling to myself . It's night in the forbidden cities, humans are pretty awake late at night and they're emotions are really overwhelming, they were overwhelming before you know....mommy dearest decided to play mad scientist on me. So far I've kept to myself and no one's noticed me since I also stole my dad's meddler hopefully my mom hasn't noticed me....I don't know what creepy way she might have to control me...but I won't let her I'll choke back as many commands as I can and learn to handle this power? I don't know honestly I guess that just shows how prepared I was when I left :D....in the moment after the one time I opened my mouth to talk, I hurt Dex even after I tried so hard to shut up so that no one would get hurt, the one time I talk I go and hurt Dex, like Foster you won't believe the bomb shell I dropped on him about his brother. Rex..is...talentless and you know how people are....they were practically waiting for something to be wrong with the triplets and I just....I hurt him and I hurt you and Fitzy and Gigantor and Ro and it was only a matter of time before my mom found me and made me turn you guys into a numb army or something that would do her bidding I can't hurt you again Sophie I can't I just can't....aaannnndd on that very happy note I think it's time I wrap this up....take care of yourself, Sophie, please

Love,

Keefe.

P.S - I tried something called a "lolly" today. The person in the truck said he wanted someone to try his new flavour, it was free, I don't have a clever technopath with me who could draw money from my birth fund but stealing didn't feel right sooo a "sorrel lolly" was my dinner! he felt happy when i told him it was tasty and it was! Guess not all human snacks are dry and bland ;)

keefe reading sophie's emotions when fitz walks in the room

sophie when someone says she shouldn't do something that's incredibly irresponsible and illegal

okay but can we talk about how sophie just casually airdropped knowledge into fitz's head like at this point she's canonically an iphone 11

kotlc characters as reaction memes on my camera roll:

cassius (to keefe):

dex:

marella:

bronte (to sophie):

silveny:

sophie (her horse gurl genes are kicking in):

edaline with verdi:

brant:

keefe:

the dwarves:

HELLO KOTLC FANDOM-

HAVE JUST LEARNED ABOUT THE 'RAVIOLI' SHIP AND I SUPPORT IT 100%

thank you. swag.

sophie and the gang in one photo

kotlc characters as roblox convos i've had:

kenric:

sophie to king dimitar:

sophie to keefe (in lodestar/nightfall):

elves anytime they see a car:

stina when sophie just shows up to her house out of

nowhere with an unconscious keefe:

dex to sophie:

silveny:

fintan:

dex when the neverseen went melder crazy after they got kidnapped:

kotlc characters playing among us:

sophie: literally sees someone standing over a body and still doesn't think it's them

keefe: gets voted out for spamming the chat with complete nonsense and wasting emergency meetings

fitz: actually tries but manages to vent in front of at least three people everytime

biana: is always finding dead bodies every two seconds

dex: manages to get tasks done in two seconds making him look sus even when not imposter

tam: the best imposter. no one suspects him.

lihn: has no idea what's going on

keefe's betrayal looks a lil different here

i just finished legacy and i still don't understand what exactly the neverseen are trying to accomplish

for the sake of your mental stability... don't think about dex's reaction to finding out about keefe running away again...

but more importantly, don't think about elwin's.

SPOILER ALERT FOR UNLOCKED

after reading unlocked, i have a few things to say:

1. UH SOPHIE WAS SUCH A BADDIE! I LOVE HER! LIKE SHE HAD SO MUCH CONFIDENCE AND AHJDKDKDJDND THE MOONLARK SYMBOL IN THE SAND!! WOWOWOWOWOWO WHAT A POWERMOVE! AND THE SASS! AND SARCASM! I CANT- AND OH! THE WAY SHE TALKED TO CASSIUS.... AHH!!!!

2. keefe. is. a. dumb. ass.

while i COMPLETELY understand WHY he did what he did, i wish more than anything that he had a bit more character development to not freak out and run.

3. fitz isn't recieving my forgiveness due to the way he handled the keefe situation <3

4. DADWIN!!!!! MY HEART CANT HANDLE THE WHOLESOMENESS AHDJDKHDISNDHDJN!!! TUMBLR PALS, YOU ALL RLLY DID THAT!!

AND THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT STUFFED ANIMAL ROOM I CANT- AJDLDMRJKRMR

also shannon 100% included that just so we wouldn't murder her for the ending

5. i want to know what the fuck is up with cassius

also funny how his first instinct was to run away as well... huh.

6. the- the edaline scene 🥺

7. mr. forkle came through again. he rlly showed up and was the cool one tm and i'm not mad about it at all. forkle is on team baddie sophie and i love it.

sophie: i have done nothing wrong, ever, in my life

forkle: i know this and i love you

8. i am heartbroken for dex. like he is so selfless and just a little cinnamon roll and he did so much for keefe and he stayed up all night for him and now he has to keep the talentless secret and on top of that keefe just LEAVES AFTER ALL DEX DID FOR HIM I CANT IMAGINE HOW THAT MUCH HAVE FELT

9. since i genuinely don't know how shannon is going to tie this whole series up with a nice little bow with only one more book i have a few suggestions for her:

sophie stays officially single, everyone goes to therapy, keefex becomes canon, elwin adopts keefe making dadwin official, prentice and wylie start a band, keefe kills gisela by shoving an entire fucking gulon up her asshole, sophie goes sicko mode and just kills off everyone in the neverseen in an epic battle, and everyone lives happily ever after!!!

kotlc characters as conversations i overheard at school

keefe: my sexuality is touch starved

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linh: DONT RUN AWAY FROM ME ITS NATIONAL HUG DAY

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grady to edaline: i want to stab everyone in this room.... besides you ofc

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fitz: jokes on you, my brother is bipolar AND a parasite to society

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sophie: so uh what's ur religion?

keefe: art.

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gisela: tyranny is hot.

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biana: if you have acne, you shall be eliminated.

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keefe: motHER TRUCKER!!!!

dex: hey hEY HEY we do NOT use that kind of language in here!

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linh: ugh my nat geo wild subscription is over dhmu