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ꜱᴘɪᴅᴇʀ
(Monstadt Ver.)
Genshin Men x Reader
Warning(s): Mentions of spiders/killing spiders
Genre: Fluff, crack fic
A/N: I thought about how different Genshin Impact characters would react to seeing a spider and I couldn't stop myself from writing this!
Also, sorry in advance, but I'm not gonna write for Mika. I don't know ANYTHING about him, and I don't feel like reading up on him just to make a small headcanon about him
Monstadt ver. Liyue ver. Inazuma ver. Sumeru ver.
Fontaine ver.
The Men of Genshin (individually) hear you scream in horror. When they run into the room, assuming you're in trouble, they see you huddled in a corner while shakily pointing at the other side of the room...
"THERE'S A SPIDER! KILL IT! KILL IT!"
With no other choice but to confront your source of terror, they...
𝙆𝙖𝙚𝙮𝙖
You might think that Kaeya was at least a little bit afraid of bugs like everyone else, but he's the Calvary Captain... He's had to camp out in the wilderness and deal with all sorts of critters. He's worried about bigger things than a tiny bug.
He walks up to where the spider is and bravely steps on it. He looks back at you with a teasing smile, trying to contain his laughter.
"Do you feel better now?" He asks you as you cross your arms in mock frustration.
"It was a really scary spider..."
Kaeya walks over to the corner you hid in and pats your head.
"I'm sure it was."
𝘿𝙞𝙡𝙪𝙘
Diluc was really busy with his work when he heard your scream. He didn't even bother letting one of his maids check on you because he was already sprinting to check on you. When he found you on the floor, pointing to the spider, he calmed down and tensed up at the same time. For one, he was relieved to see that you weren't in any actual danger... But he was also not prepared to kill a spider.
Despite his body's response, he pushed forward and stepped on the spider. He immediately went to your side to comfort you.
"Are you alright? You probably gave everyone in the mansion a fright." (Yes, he was the one in fright, but he's not gonna admit that).
You smiled, giving his shoulder a squeeze. It was as if you were comforting him.
"Thanks for checking on me."
"Of course." He gave a small smile back, and you both went back to your work.
𝘝𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘪
Venti is either completely sober or absolutely drunk. THERE'S NO IN BETWEEN! So let's imagine two different scenarios...
Completely sober Venti will come to your rescue by getting a small piece of paper and a cup. He'd trap the spider in the cup and move the spider outside. Once he comes back inside, he'll squat down in front of you and bat his eyes at you teasingly. You'd pat his head and give him a grateful smile.
"Thanks for rescuing me..." He'd smile back and give you a cheeky smile of his own.
"I'll always come to your rescue!" He'd bat his eyes and look back at you with a finger on his chin.
"... But it'll cost you a smooch!"
But when you're dealing with an almost blackout drunk Venti... He's not rescuing anyone.
In fact, he's hiding behind you, pushing you to kill the spider.
"KILL IT WITH FIRE! IT'S GONNA EAT ME!" He's screaming his head off. You'll get so tired of it, you'll, somehow, temporarily get over your fears and kill the spider yourself. You look back at Venti as he's experiencing a full on meltdown, and you try to comfort him as best as you can.
"... Why did you kill that spider!? We could've kept it and named it Barbatos Jr.! Whyyyy!!!"
At this point, you were done with his behavior and decided to just let him be.
𝘼𝙡𝙗𝙚𝙙𝙤
He's on the case! He gently picks up the spider and cups it in his hands. He's not even afraid to touch the spider. He walks back in the room and nods in your direction.
"The spider will not be a problem anymore. I've let it free outside." He tries his best to give you a small smile to comfort you. Before you can get another word in, though, he's already headed back to his lab and he just... continues to work...
Before you lose all hope of hearing another word of comfort from him, he reappears in the room's doorway. He crouches in front of you and puts his hand on your head. He's not sure what else to do, but it seems to make you feel better, so he just stays like that for a bit.
"Please, do try to not scream next time. I thought you were hurt."
"I can't promise anything."
𝙍𝙖𝙯𝙤𝙧
He also believes in not hurting the spider, so he tries his best to get rid of the spider for you. He doesn't really understand why you're scared of it, but he doesn't have time to question it. If you're scared, he has to do something about it!
When he manages to get rid of it, he immediately comforts you.
"Are you okay? Did spider do something that scare you?" You shake your head in shame, which ends up making Razor confused. But he's learned not to question things like this, at least, not in the moment. He'll ask about it later.
For now, he'll give you a tight hug and hope that he can comfort you with his actions instead of his words.
𝘽𝙚𝙣𝙣𝙚𝙩𝙩
Normally, Bennett doesn't have luck killing spiders for you, but he tries his best. If he does manage to kill it, you are forever in his debt.
You only do this because he just spent the last ten minutes attempting to kill the spider, and you feared for your life while he was doing so. He turns to see your head peeping into the doorway with the bedroom door slightly closed. Were you trying to lock him in the room if he failed?!?
"Sorry I took so long, but I got the spider!" His smile drops slightly as he sees you slowly backing away into the hallway.
"You... You can come back in the room..." You come back into the room and give him a grateful hug, trying your best not to laugh at the pout on his face.
"Thank you for using a bit of your luck to kill the spider..." The smile he once had reappears on his face, and he hugs you back.
"I wish it was luck. I'd say it was more determination than that-"
"Just take the compliment!"
im not putting them thru severe trauma like I wanted to but ok 🙄
Diluc acting like he listens to his own advice😹😹😹😹loser
Ughhh they can be happyish i GUESS….
A few days ago, my best friend and I were playing genshin (we were fishing) and at some point a red and blue and later two blue fish appeared in the pond we were in so I had to comment ...
I don't know about you, but this is a gem.
