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May I order headcannons about the Yan Villains reacting to their s/o escaping only to find out that their s/o was only going out to McDonald’s or sum shit lmao and coming back “home”?

LOL I love this idea! Just goes so well with the mess that villain house is

warnings: mentions of manipulation and death, stalking

Dio

Dio feels hurt and betrayed that darling would escape. Tbh, he thought they were a bit too oblivious to even realize what their situation is.

He truly thought darling would never escape. Dio was too comfortable with his life with them.

But immediately after feeling hurt, he'll hunt them down.

If it's during the day, then Vanilla Ice and Terrence will have to do it. But at night, he'll take it upon himself to look for darling

He's thinking of all the punishments he'll have ready for darling. As cute as they are to him, he can't allow this behaviour to be repeated in the future

When darling comes home revealing they were at McDonald's the whole time and brought back food for the villains, Dio will be dumbfounded lol

He'll think darling is messing with him and not take it seriously, but when darling holds up the McDonald's bag, he'll feel like an idiot

Dio chastises darling for leaving without telling him or asking for his company. Kinda emotional manipulating darling and guilt-tripping them. This is just his little revenge for making him feel abandoned

Kars

Kinda like Dio except with more self-control and composure

At first, he'll be alarmed by darling's lack of presence. Something is wrong. Where is darling?

When he can't find them then he'll have the other Pillar Men help look for them

Kars won't worry too much because unlike Dio, he actually trusts darling. And being all-knowing, he knows darling would never leave forever, but he still worries and wants to see his darling

Instead of darling coming back home, he'll find them out at McDonald's

A bit surprised but not really a the fact that they're there. Kars will start interogatting them and asking all these questions, but in the end is glad to see darling's face again.

When both darling and Kars reach home, Kars will try and hog darling all to himself by keeping them on his lap~

Kira

Stalkerish vibes

When he can't find darling, he will immediately think its cuz they escaped

Stalker mode activated!

He's like a private investigator on the hunt for a missing persons lol

He'll track down every clue you left behind

Doesn't rely on other villains since they'll just get in the way

Kira is smart and knows the villains can't possibly be accomplices. As much as he doesn't like them, he can come to turns that they all yearn for darling and would NEVER try to let darling escape

He'll take the day off of work just to find darling

When he tracks darling down to the McDonald's, he'll be standing there like: 😐

Will suggest you two hold hands when walking back home to villain house so this doesn't ever happen again

His hold on darling's hand is stronger than usual...

Diavolo

The brooding type

When he notices darling is gone, he automatically thinks its cuz they escaped.

He's a paranoid so there's chance he will send out orders to his mafia to search for you

But just when he's about to send out the orders and have the entire surrounding area under lockdown, darling comes in with a bag of fries and burger in their hands

"Hi Diavolo! I bought you some nuggets!" darling says all cheerily

Diavolo will feel belittled and mocked. He can't believe darling did this!

He was ready to lay it all down. Planned out everything from start to finish. How he would find you. What he would do when he does. All for it for naught cuz darling's obliviousness overpowers King Crimson

"Are you mocking me, y/n?" he asks

Darling: "Turn that frown upside down! I bought you their happy meal toys too!"

Doppio

Poor baby boy is worried sick about darling that he can't think straight!

He'll begin to think of all the catastrophic things that could happen to you while you're out and he's not there for you

His dark side will come out and it's an internal battle with himself

Evil Doppio will be pissed at darling. How dare they try to leave! How dare they betray his trust and love after all they've been through together! He'll kill them!

But Good Doppio will try to give darling the benefit of the doubt and argue that darling must be out getting groceries and will be back soon

Doppio is caught in between these crossovers and cannot decide what to do.

Diavolo is the only one he trusts to tell about his missing darling, and ofc Diavolo just sides with evil Doppio

Darling comes home to a Diavolo egging an evil Doppio on, but when Doppio makes eye contact with darling, he'll revert back to his old sweet and loving self

"y/n! There you are! I missed you~"

Pucci

Pucci is calm and collected

At least, he tries to be

He'll try not to overthink it. But with darling, he can't help it

He really thought he got darling wrapped up in his finger. But looks like its the other way around when HE'S the one falling apart over darling missing

He will have White Snake investigate the matter and while his stand is busy doing that, Pucci will begin to count in prime numbers to calm himself of any worries over darling

When darling comes back, he'll give a smile and be thankful to God that darling is alright and didn't leave him

But just to be sure, he'll implant a disk that writes darling can'r leave the house anymore without informing him

Heyo, Me Again! Could I Maybe Request A Part 2 To That Jojo Characters x Morbid! Himbo! Reader I Requested Awhile Back? This Time With Weather, Kars, And Rohan?

No Pressure And It's Totally Chill If You'd Rather Not Do Repeats Or Anythin! Hope You Have A Rad Day, Yoski! 👈🐻👈

JoJo Characters with a Morbid! Himbo! Reader: Part 2

Featuring: Weather Report, Kars, Rohan Kishibe

No problem anon!! Usually I max out repeat prompts like this when it hits 3 parts, so you're good!!

Kars

- He loves keeping you around just for the pure entertainment you give him

- Usually he has no time for less than bright humans, especially if you're clumsy or if you forget things easily

- But you? The man that could describe in detail about how rattlesnake venom can rot off the limb that it bit just for the fun of it? Oh he's keeping you around

- In all honesty, Kars isn't too impressed by your little fun facts. He's lived a long life, done just about anything you could think of

- You'll try your best to unnerve him and it's entertaining to see you not grasp his "accomplishments"

- "Human sacrifices? Really, human? I was seen as a god among men, thousands have been slaughtered in my name. Try harder next time."

Rohan Kishibe

- Oh yeah no doubt this man has used Heaven's Door on you without you knowing

- Literally you are an enigma to him. It's frustrating but you pull him back in with your golden retriever like charm

- He's so used to scaring others off so that they'd leave him alone, whether by his intense stare or eating insects

- But you barely reacted. Dare I say you laugh at his attempt to get you off of his porch.

- Since then he's learned to genuinely enjoy your company !!

- He's learned to appreciate your sweet moments, smile at your dumb moments, and he makes sure to get a notebook out whenever you have a horrifying "what if" thought

Weather Report

- Yeah out of this list he's the most unphased

- Just a thing that happens when you're Anasui's mediator, he holds him back at his most violent. You having a weird idea or fun fact isn't going to shake him

- However you might get a side eye if you laugh at something at the wrong time

- Omg head empty just thinking about you bringing Weather venomous spider or snake from the courtyard and showing it off to him

- Apart of him enjoys hearing you talk and ramble, but also he wants to slap out whatever is in your hand because you picked up a dangerous animal without a thought behind your eyes

- Remember when it was raining poisonous frogs? He isn't one to believe in miracles but the fact you didn't die during that proved him wrong

Love it! thank you @honeytea8 !

Dearly Beloved • Kars/Reader

A/N: Did an art-fic trade with the lovely @sammystep​! So, here’s some Kars fluff with a sprinkle of angst for ya. Reader is gender neutral as always, enjoy!

Word Count: 1.3K

Summary: With your species on the cusp of war, all you desire is the right to remain at your lover’s side—to continue to be his dearly beloved.

Warnings: None!

By midnight, Kars had searched almost everywhere for you. But it should have come at no surprise to anyone, least of all him, that you would be found in your secret spot. 

The subterranean cities built underground far from the sun’s rays are where you and Kars had grown up, and spent much of your formative years. It was only when the sky faded to dusk, and the shadows grew long did any one of your people dare to venture out into nature. 

You, ever curious, took to exploring as much as you possibly could before the sun came back up, and you were forced to retreat underground again. It was in these nightly adventures that you discovered this obscure little pocket of bliss that seemed cut off from the rest of the world.

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