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No better way to say Merry Christmas than some Pillar Man edits!
I just found something amazing. My art style has improved!
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I am quite proud of these!
Since you guys liked the first one so much, ill do some more!
PILLAR MEN QUOTES (PART 2)
Wamuu: Joseph, my old friend!
Joseph: I think you tried to kill me at some point.
Wamuu: That was obviously just my way of getting to know you.
Joseph: YOU CHEATED!
Caesar: So did my dad, but hey, my mom knew it all and even sorted out their wedding, so what’s the problem?
Esidisi: I… can confirm that that actually happened.
Joseph: …What.
Kars: When I said bring me something back from the beach I meant like a conch shell!
Santana: *Struggling to hold a seagull* Fucking say that next time!
Esidisi: Don't go to the kitchen.
Joseph: Why?
Esidisi: I saw a spider.
Joseph: Well, did you kill it?
Esidisi: It has 8 arms and I only have 2, it's not fair...
Santana: Real life should have a fucking search function, or something.
Santana: I need my socks.
Santana: *cocks gun* Go to Bed. This is no longer a request, This is now a Threat.
Santana: *writing a letter*
Santana: Dear Santa,
I'm writing to let you know I've been naughty...
And it was worth it you fat, judgemental bastard.
Wamuu: And I’d love to be sorry for that, but we all know I’ve done much, much worse.
Esidisi, fighting Joseph: Clownery. Tomfoolery. Absolute fuckery, I am going to revoke your life privileges.
Kars: I am literally evil incarnate.
Kars: I’m not actually, I just enjoy being evil.
Kars: Which I think actually makes it even more evil because I’m making a conscious effort.
Joseph, looking at their watch: It has been 2 hours and sixteen minutes since I’ve been insulted.
Joseph, looking at Kars: It’s been about 5 seconds since I’ve been assaulted, but let’s not talk about that.
Esidisi: Now, the recipe calls for 2 shots of vodka.
Esidisi: *upends the bottle*
Kars: I only have two emotions: exhaustion and stress. And I’m somehow always feeling both simultaneously.
Santana: I scare people a lot because I walk very softly and they don't hear me enter rooms. So when they turn around, I'm just kind of there and their fear fuels me.
Joseph: The last time I went to an urgent care clinic, I checked off 'excessive crying' on the symptom list, and then the nurse got really confused and said that was meant for babies.
Kars: You treat an outside wound with rubbing alcohol. You treat an inside wound with drinking alcohol.
Caesar, about Joseph: My expectations are low, but they can always go lower.
Kars: I'm allergic to death.
Wamuu: You were wise to seek help from the world's most deadly weapon.
Wamuu: It's me.
Wamuu: I just found out that humans are capable of fitting a light bulb into their mouth with ease but can’t take it out without shattering it, and now I have to physically restrain myself from putting a light bulb in my mouth.
Joseph: If I can't cause tiny bits of chaos every day, I think my body will shut down.
Wamuu: My favorite outdoor activity is going back inside.
Santana: The ‘how the fucks’ and 'why are you so dumbs’ don’t matter. All that matters is that I have a new gun.
Kars: When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Kars lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the person who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
Wamuu: Not to be nsfw but I want someone to hold me while I sleep.
(( I'll hold you Wamuu! ☺ If you want to see more of these or personal HCs for the Pillar Men, feel free to ask me! ))
This just came to me, but i think its a valid theory:
I know some people who watched jojo dub complained about the accents, but hear me out; it actually makes sense.
Remember how when Santana learned English in a couple minutes simply from hearing Stroheim speak? Well. I think the reason the other pillar men have accents is because of the fact they listened to Joseph speak, and since he's British, they all kinda developed that accent as well simply from learning the language through Joseph talking. This would entirely make sense since the only people they encountered upon awakening that actually spoke to them were Joseph and Caesar.
Thank you for coming to my ted talk.
Window to the Soul
Been kinda having some art block lately but wanted to get something done.
Main villains for parts 1-6 and how they might write their names. (Forgive my kanji it has been forever since I have written it)
The language for Kars’ name is based off of one panel in the manga. I just felt that considering how old the pillar men are they have to have some form of written language. For the alphabet it’s phonetic based.
Pucci’s eyes are based off of when he occasionally has stars in them, I just personally thought that was an interesting design feature. Kira’s are a mix of colors from both the manga and anime.
Jojo villain house:What they do in their free time
Dio:Drink expensive wine,talk to Pucci and stir up drama
Kars:He usually sleeps or hangs out with the other Pillar men.He doesn’t like going out but when he does he goes to animal shelters.
Kira:When he’s not at work he’s cleaning up the other villain’s messes or he’s watching TV with them.
Diavolo:He spends time by himself secluded away from everyone.When he isn’t he’s drinking coffee that he told Kira to make for him.
Pucci:When he’s not at Church he enjoys talking to Dio and Valentine.He also reads a lot.
Valentine:When he’s not working he’s reading or planning changes to make for the company.He occasionally tries to make small talk with the others as well.
Extra:
Doppio:He does whatever.One moment he’s talking to Diavolo,another second he’s shopping with Kira,the next second he’s at a coffee shop.
Diego:He hangs out with Hot Pants and his horse.Also he finds ways of irritating Gyro and Johnny.
No Tooru again,sorry.
JJBA Villain House:Gossip Buddies
•Dio,Diavolo and Kars have a club where they gossip about people.
•It’s mainly Dio though
•Kira isn’t in the club but he tells Diavolo gossip and Diavolo tells the others.
•Kars doesn’t spread gossip,he just judges everything he hears.
•They have dirt on all of the Joestars.
•Doppio overhears conversations and tells Diavolo what he hears.
•Pucci does not approve of the club.He hates it.
•Valentine also doesn’t approve,but it is his guilty pleasure to know dirt on Johnny.
JJBA Villain House:Kira’s School Life
(The villains are cleaning out some boxes)
Diavolo:Hey,Kira?Whats in this box with scribbled out words.
Dio:Knowing Kira,it’s probably full of Mona Lisa drawings.
Pucci:Dio,please be respectful.
Kira:It’s fine Pucci,I found the joke quite amusing to be honest.But if you are curious,those are pictures from my high school.
Doppio:Ooh!!!Can I see?
Kira:Of course,just after we finish cleaning.
Valentine:I agree with Kira.I would rather see his embarrassing high school memories when I’m not covered in dust.
(2 hours later,and Kira is showing them his old pictures)
Kira:There’s me winning second place at the violin playing competition.It was fun.
Doppio:Wow Kira,you must be great at playing the violin!
Diavolo:Doppio,don’t praise him praise me.I’m supposed to be the one you should be looking up to.
Kars:I don’t understand:these memories are so simple.Why did you leave them in a scribbled out box?
Dio:And there’s not one hand picture in this junk!
Kira:Shut up Dio.And to answer your question,this box was contained with the stuff my mother disapproved of.All these pictures with people,she only wanted me to study all the time.
Valentine:Did you like your mother?
Kira:…
Pucci:Let’s refrain from asking sensitive questions,Valentine,even if they may seem harmless to you.
Kira:Pucci,it’s okay.I’m pretty tired now,I think I’ll go to sleep early today.
(After storing the box away again,Kira went to sleep.Valentine felt remorse for making Kira upset,but Dio was more curious about what happened between Kira and his mother)
Headcanon that if Kars had a phone,he would be addicted to Tiktok.
It would most likely never happen,but it’s been rotting in my head since the morning.
JJBA Villain House:The Aftermath
(This is what the villains do after they move out of Kira’s house)
Dio:He bought a house and lives with Giorno and Pucci now.
Kars:Him and the pillar men spend their time travelling the world.
Kira:He lives by himself now,and will sometimes visit the other villains.
Diavolo:He moved back to Italy with Doppio and is still a mafia boss.
Pucci:He runs a church now and helps guide others to God.
Valentine:He moved back to America and is still president.Whenever he goes to Japan,he always makes sure to go to Morioh to visit Kira.
Dio,Kira and Kars:Love
Dio:Kira,are you stupid?
Kira:I just sat down,what gives?
Dio:When we went to the store with Kars,both of us noticed how the cashier was flirting with you and yet somehow you didn’t.
Kars:He’s telling the truth.To be fair,humans are too stupid to realise the obvious even when it’s right in front of them.
Kira:Is that why she put her hand on me?Her measly,dried hand?
Dio:Shut up about hands creep.
Kars:So,do you think you’ll try to get with her?I can definitely see you with a real girlfriend.
Kira:No,I don’t remember the last time I felt love.
Dio:Unlucky,love is a truly beautiful emotion.
I just clocked something.Kars can’t see stands bc he doesn’t have one.Ik it seems logical for him to be able to see stands or HAVE a stand,but let’s just pretend he can’t do both of those for the sake of comedy.
Scenario:
Kira:DIO!Why is there blood on the bedsheets I gave you!?
Dio:Why can’t there be?Why do you care so much?
Kira:I’m going to kill you!
*A very intense fist fight with killer queen and the world*
Pucci:Should we do something?
Valentine:I’d rather not,this is fun to watch.
Diavolo:Same.
Kars:…What’s so intense about them looking into each others eyes as if they want to kiss each other?
Kars Can’t See Stands (comic)
Disclaimer:Ik it makes sense for Kars to be able to see stands,but let’s pretend he can’t for comedic purposes
Also this is based off this post
Here’s what the text says if you can’t read it (which to be fair,it is hard to read)
DIO!!
Why is there blood on the sheets I gave you?!
Why do you care?!
IM GONNA KILL YOU!!
*intense stand fight*
Should we do something?
I’d rather not
Same lol
What’s so intense??
They look like they’re about to kiss
In case you can’t tell who’s who:
The one with long blonde hair is Valentine
The yellow one with short blonde hair is Dio
The purple one with short blonde hair is Kira
The one with long purple hair is Kars
The one with white hair is Pucci
The one with Long pink hair and dots is Diavolo
The white cat is Killer Queen
And the terribly drawn yellow thing is my beautiful adaptation of the world
JJBA Villain House:What Languages Do They Speak?
During their time,they picked up a lot of languages.
Dio:English,Arabic and Italian.He can speak some Japanese so that he can speak to Kira.
Kars:He can speak and understand all languages.
Kira:Japanese,some English and he’s trying to learn Italian to speak to Diavolo (and to figure out what Dio says about him in Italian)
Diavolo:Italian,some Spanish and some English.He tried learning Japanese but couldn’t be bothered.
Doppio:Italian,English and Japanese.He WAS bothered to learn it.
Pucci:English,Japanese,Italian and he wants to expand his knowledge.
Valentine:English.He’s a devote American and thinks it’s superior.
i got no energy for them ; if it was by kars he wouldnt wear even that
Kars encouraging Santana with his mind
Girl you need to eat that guy
