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Since you guys liked the first one so much, ill do some more!
PILLAR MEN QUOTES (PART 2)
Wamuu: Joseph, my old friend!
Joseph: I think you tried to kill me at some point.
Wamuu: That was obviously just my way of getting to know you.
Joseph: YOU CHEATED!
Caesar: So did my dad, but hey, my mom knew it all and even sorted out their wedding, so what’s the problem?
Esidisi: I… can confirm that that actually happened.
Joseph: …What.
Kars: When I said bring me something back from the beach I meant like a conch shell!
Santana: *Struggling to hold a seagull* Fucking say that next time!
Esidisi: Don't go to the kitchen.
Joseph: Why?
Esidisi: I saw a spider.
Joseph: Well, did you kill it?
Esidisi: It has 8 arms and I only have 2, it's not fair...
Santana: Real life should have a fucking search function, or something.
Santana: I need my socks.
Santana: *cocks gun* Go to Bed. This is no longer a request, This is now a Threat.
Santana: *writing a letter*
Santana: Dear Santa,
I'm writing to let you know I've been naughty...
And it was worth it you fat, judgemental bastard.
Wamuu: And I’d love to be sorry for that, but we all know I’ve done much, much worse.
Esidisi, fighting Joseph: Clownery. Tomfoolery. Absolute fuckery, I am going to revoke your life privileges.
Kars: I am literally evil incarnate.
Kars: I’m not actually, I just enjoy being evil.
Kars: Which I think actually makes it even more evil because I’m making a conscious effort.
Joseph, looking at their watch: It has been 2 hours and sixteen minutes since I’ve been insulted.
Joseph, looking at Kars: It’s been about 5 seconds since I’ve been assaulted, but let’s not talk about that.
Esidisi: Now, the recipe calls for 2 shots of vodka.
Esidisi: *upends the bottle*
Kars: I only have two emotions: exhaustion and stress. And I’m somehow always feeling both simultaneously.
Santana: I scare people a lot because I walk very softly and they don't hear me enter rooms. So when they turn around, I'm just kind of there and their fear fuels me.
Joseph: The last time I went to an urgent care clinic, I checked off 'excessive crying' on the symptom list, and then the nurse got really confused and said that was meant for babies.
Kars: You treat an outside wound with rubbing alcohol. You treat an inside wound with drinking alcohol.
Caesar, about Joseph: My expectations are low, but they can always go lower.
Kars: I'm allergic to death.
Wamuu: You were wise to seek help from the world's most deadly weapon.
Wamuu: It's me.
Wamuu: I just found out that humans are capable of fitting a light bulb into their mouth with ease but can’t take it out without shattering it, and now I have to physically restrain myself from putting a light bulb in my mouth.
Joseph: If I can't cause tiny bits of chaos every day, I think my body will shut down.
Wamuu: My favorite outdoor activity is going back inside.
Santana: The ‘how the fucks’ and 'why are you so dumbs’ don’t matter. All that matters is that I have a new gun.
Kars: When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Kars lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the person who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
Wamuu: Not to be nsfw but I want someone to hold me while I sleep.
(( I'll hold you Wamuu! ☺ If you want to see more of these or personal HCs for the Pillar Men, feel free to ask me! ))
This just came to me, but i think its a valid theory:
I know some people who watched jojo dub complained about the accents, but hear me out; it actually makes sense.
Remember how when Santana learned English in a couple minutes simply from hearing Stroheim speak? Well. I think the reason the other pillar men have accents is because of the fact they listened to Joseph speak, and since he's British, they all kinda developed that accent as well simply from learning the language through Joseph talking. This would entirely make sense since the only people they encountered upon awakening that actually spoke to them were Joseph and Caesar.
Thank you for coming to my ted talk.
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Te amo Pink Diamond y a ti también, Joseph todo baboso <3
"Você ta atuando tão mal,nessa superação digital."
we need more caejose old man yaoi in the world
So Everytime I Go Onto Tumblr I Get Jumpscared By Posts From P*rn Bots Under The Joseph Joestar Tag So Have This Thing I Made 💔
joseph joestar as your dad headcanons
bruh i really should have done this on fathers day but oh well 😀
cw: language, hint at character death, mention of fighting. SPOILERS FROM PT2!
gn!reader and enjoy 😌
omg if you’re his child that means your sister is holly literally so cute.
joseph would be such a good dad i can’t.
he’d be v over protective over you bc this is literally THE JOJO UNIVERSE
omg as a little kid he’d do little tricks with hamon to make you laugh or be entertained.
:(( thinks about :(( how ceasar :(( WOULD’VE BEEN :(( UNCLE CEASAR 😩😩
every day user of dad jokes AND HYSTERICALLY LAUGHS AT HIS OWN JOKES
as a kid you’d sleep on his stomach and he’d hold you so close 🥺
along with being protective enemy and dangerous people wise, HE’S PROTECTIVE OVER YOUR LOVE LIFE.
“i’m just saying if you have an s/o i’ll fight them if they hurt my baby”
a “cool” dad. he tries to stay in the trends but fails miserably.
“is this what the kids call “lit” these days??”
“pops- please stop-”
would tell you stories from his young days with ceaser
because he is the “cool dad” he wants to be your favorite parent AHAHAHHA
he also lets you have candy before bedtime SOMETIMES
he’d read you his comic books as bed time stories and be really expressive when reading the sound bubbles
not having a filter when you were younger-
“SON OF A BITCH” - joseph
“JOSEPH! not in front of your child!” - suzie q
he loves and adores you literally so much. you’re his pride and joy.
carrying you on his back or just picking you up a lot in general. also tickle fights
he loved to hug you and cuddle you but the cuddles became less frequent as you grew older.
spoiled you and holly sm pls
shares his, as jotaro would call it, “pointless crap” with you every time he sees something new.
“y/n listen to this new weird al parody with me!”
the whole fam watches disney films together on a non busy movie night 🥺
loved to chase you around and play peek-a-boo with you
even as you grow up, you’re bond is still very tight knit and close :)
during angsty teen years he had to go into semi strict dad mode and he offers advice whenever he thinks you need it.
he shares the things granny erina told him 🥺
if you think you can hide anything from him then think again LMAOO
he’s super intuitive and you’re literally his kid so he knows you even more than some enemy
he’s gonna know a vague idea on what’s wrong before you even think about telling him what happened
is so proud of you no matter what you do and he’s such a supportive dad
will always be there for you no matter how busy he is
this was kinda short but i hope you all enjoyed nonethelesssss :))
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💚💚❤🌟~Joseph Joestar~🌟❤💚💚
This is my very first art on this anime!
I have a lot more JOJO works, they are all posted on Instagram, but not here, so I will slowly post them on tumblr~💗💗💗
Just some line art, might color it later
