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October 2nd, hope it gets colder soon. Penis.
concern: “my brother wears makeup, puts on bb cream like a girl would. he isn’t listening when i tell him to stop. please talk to him.”
Eliot would win an arm wrestle, Parker would win a thumb war.
That’s it. Enjoy.
the hunger games has been holding me on a chokehold for a while now and i really can’t complain about it.
my favorite hobbie ever since I started devoting my entire life to the study of tlt lore has been randomly sharing it with my friends who have never and will never read this series. like hey, you know those books I'm always reading? yeah, the main character was born after this lady had a threesome with God to harvest his sperm. yeah, she did it so she could open the casket of this undead barbie God created out of puke after he nuked everyone on earth. that would make gideon this universe's jesus, yes. yeah, she's that character who carries lesbian porn magazines around. anyway, can you pass me the pepper?
Namjoon: If, according to Kanye West, one good girl is worth a thousand bitches, and if, according to Lil Wayne, bitches come a dime a dozen, it means that one good girl is worth $8.33 USD.
Bts: ...