And My Friends Are Too - Tumblr Posts

my favorite hobbie ever since I started devoting my entire life to the study of tlt lore has been randomly sharing it with my friends who have never and will never read this series. like hey, you know those books I'm always reading? yeah, the main character was born after this lady had a threesome with God to harvest his sperm. yeah, she did it so she could open the casket of this undead barbie God created out of puke after he nuked everyone on earth. that would make gideon this universe's jesus, yes. yeah, she's that character who carries lesbian porn magazines around. anyway, can you pass me the pepper?