Incorrect Tokyo Revengers Quotes - Tumblr Posts
y/n: i want someone who can insult me while making me feel loved at the same time
rindou: that's fucking stupid
y/n: [without hesitation] this one. i want this one
y/n: bro
rindou: i told you not to call me that
y/n: broski..?
rin: HUSBAND. I'M YOUR HUSBAND GODDAMNIT
Baji: The floor is lava!
Draken: *helps Chifuyu onto the counter*
Mikey: *kicks Takemichi off the sofa*
Kazutora: *lays on the floor*
Baji: ...Tora?
Kazutora: No talk. I'm dead.
rindou, out of breath: i just did something revolutionary
y/n: what did you do
rin: [sweats]
y/n: rin, what the fuck did you d-
ran, from the living room: wHO KEEPS TAPING KNIVES ON THE FUCKING ROOMBA
Ran: I dont cook I dont clean
Y/n: *passes by*
Ran: YES I DO THE COOKING YES I DO THE CLEANING *leans on a car but falls miserably*
Rindou: I don't know him *whistles as he walks away*
*texting*
Ran: Yo
Ran: unsleep me at 6
Rindou: what?
Ran: Unsleep me when it's 6
Rindou: it's wake me up at 6
Rindou: fucking dumbass...
Rindou: *comes up to sanzu with a cake that says 'sperm race winner' on it*
Takeomi: *singing a birthday song*
Mikey: *standing like this🧍🏼♂️*
Ran: *blows on a party horn*
Sanzu: whose birthday is it? Is it miiiineeee *high off of his mind*
Koko:.......nvm
Happy birthday Sanzu, my love <33
Hanma: You love me, right, Y/n?
Y/n: Normally I'd say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don't like it, what did you do this time?
Hanma *whipping out matching His and Hers guns from behind his back*: 😏
Y/n: oh thank god I was expecting so much worse
Hanma *pulling out a list of targets*: It's bring your wife to work day!
Y/n: Shuji NO
Ran: *pointing at Izana* I love everything about you Ran: *pointing at Rindo* and you Ran: *pointing at Mucho* and you Ran: *pointing at Kisaki* and not you Ran: *deliberately leaves Sanzu* Ran: *points three times at Kakuchou* you, you, youuuuu. I love youuuu Ran: *changes finger to middle one at Hanma* A big F.U. to youuuu
❌ Incorrect Tokyo Manji~ ❌
Lawyer: Name?
Hanma: Shuji Hanma.
Lawyer: Sex?
Hanma: Frequently
Lawyer: No, male or female?
Hanma: Doesn’t matter