Incorrect Sherlock Quotes - Tumblr Posts
Part two of my last post 😎
Mycroft: I hate when people call their grandparents weird names instead of grandpa and grandma like babooshka or salami
Sherlock: I’m telling grandpa salami you were talking shit
Sherlock: John, I'm afraid.
John: Of what? Is everything alright? Are you hurt? What did happen?
Sherlock: I'm not afraid of what did happen, I'm afraid of what will happen.
John: What will…? Sherlock, you're scaring me.
Sherlock: There's something I need to tell you and in consequence I might lose your forever.
John: heaves a sigh of relief There's nothing you could say that might make me leave you.
Sherlock: There is. And it involves sentiment.
John: Towards me?
Sherlock: Towards you.
John: Sentiment towards me is especially nothing that will make me leave.
Sherlock: You might. I still haven't said what I need to say.
John: I won't. Because I feel the same. I love you, too.
Sherlock: He died of natural causes.
John: You pushed him off the roof.
Sherlock: Gravity is natural.
John: It’s impossible to make a sentence without using the letter a.
Sherlock: Despite your thinking, it is quite possible, yet difficult, to form one without the specific letter. Here’s one more to further disprove your theory.
John: ...
John: Fuck you.
John: yeah, every time you open your mouth
Sherlock: Do you ever get pre-annoyed? Like you already know someone is going to piss you off?
John: *confused* What?
Mycroft: *enters room*
Sherlock: *jaw clenches*
John: Did you eat my chocolate muffin?
Sherlock: You know I don't eat during cases.
John: Good.
Mrs Hudson: whispers Good?
John: whispers That was Sherlockian for "yes".
Mrs Hudson: whispers And what's Sherlockian for "no"?
John: whispers It's "no".
Mrs Hudson: whispers How do you get him to eat? Perhaps I can use that trick for when you're not here.
John: whispers Simple. I put it somewhere near him and prepare it in a way he can eat it without focusing on it. Like get rid of the wrapper for the muffin or cut the meat and vegs into bite size and put a fork ready to grab on the plate. Then I just have to tell him to not touch it and it usually disappears within the next two hours.
Mrs Hudson: chuckles and whispers You really know your man.
John: whispers He's not my– sighs You're right. I have become his doting wife.
John: Why do you still think that? Sherlock doesn't love me
Mrs. Hudson: Yes, he does
Lestrade: Yes, he does
Mycroft: Yes, he does
Sherlock: Yes, I do
Sherlock: John, we have to decide a date for our wedding
John: We have... WHAT?
Sherlock: Now that we're engaged we should start planning things, you know. And Mrs. Hudson is going to kill us if we don't tell her more about it soon
John: Sherlock, what are talking about? We aren't even together. When the fuck did we get engaged?
Sherlock: Two months ago
John: And why does Mrs. Hudson know it and I don't?
Sherlock: Oh well, it isn't my fault if you were not at home when it happened