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Thor: I turned out perfectly fine!

Bruce: Thor, this morning you thought a ghost made your toast.

Thor: I DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN, YOU DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN!!!

Bruce: Stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween! It's terrible for the environment!

Thor: Yeah! Locally sourced, all natural skeletons are much more environmentally friendly!

Thor: English is a difficult language. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.

Bruce: You need to stop.

Bruce: Isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other people?

Thor: Plane tickets?

Valkyrie: Concert tickets?

Loki: Prostitution?

Bruce, holding their broken frames: Glasses.

Bruce: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no clue what to put in them. Suggestions?

Thor: Put spaghetti in it.

Bruce: I'm currently taking suggestions from literally anyone but you.

Valkyrie: Put spaghetti in it.

Bruce: I'm currently taking suggestions from anyone but you two.

Loki: Put spaghetti in it.

Bruce: I'm no longer taking suggestions.

Bruce: How did none of you hear what I just said?

Thor: I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.

Valkyrie: I got distracted about halfway through.

Loki: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

Thor, standing with their back turned: I’ve been expecting you, Bruce.

Bruce: How did you do that without turning around?

Thor: ... To be perfectly honest, the first couple of people I did that to were not you.