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Luffy: Oi, Sanji, what’s for dinner tonight?
Sanji: Tonight? Tonight, I’m serving ✨✨LOOKS✨✨
Zoro: *slams fists on the table* WE HAVEN’T EATEN IN THREE DAYS!
basically WANO
Usopp: Zoro is not answering.
Sanji: I'll call him.
Usopp: Franky and I have been calling him again and again, what makes you think he---
Zoro: Oi, stupid cook.
Mihawk: You’re being a child.
Shanks (on shot what? of gin) : You'd better watch who you're calling a child, Dracule. Because if I'm a child, you know what that makes you?
Mihawk:....
Shanks: A Pedophile.
Mihawk:……
Shanks (drinking the gin bottle dry) : And I'll be damned if I'm gonna be lectured by a pervert.
Mihawk: ……..😑
Safe to say that Shanks is no longer allowed to drink gin. Because, As it turns out, spirits turn him into a bit of a mean drunk
I think Mihawk would be a psychologist wet dream
Like what the fuck is exactly wrong with him? Who fucking knows not them.
Like he is literally just this scene from b99
Rosa and Amy are obviously represented by Benn and Shanks respectively and this is a red haired party with another crew. Benn was assigned to making sure an overstimulated mihawk doesn’t kill anyone duty while Shanks plays the ever gracious host. Who knows why the psychologists are there I don’t
Sanji: *tries to slap Zoro’s ass as he walks past*
Sanji: *misses, trips, and falls*
Zoro: *tries to catch Sanji but overbalances*
Zoro: *tries to hold a chair for support*
Chair: *breaks*
Zoro: *falls on top of Sanji*
Nami, watching: It’s like watching two animals do an out-of-sync and very destructive mating dance.