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1 year ago

Remus: Hey Reg, do you know where Sirius went? 3 days ago he and James left a note in the dorm that just said "april fools" and haven't been seen since.

Regulus: firstly, It is July, secondly, they went on a secret vacation with Mr. Fleamont. Do not tell Euphemia.

Remus: ah, alright. Anyways, did you finish that astronomy book you said you were reading?

Regulus: oh yeah it was fantastic! Did you know that . . .

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platonic moonflower getting together for tea once a week? trying a new tea every week even? them telling their mutual partners abt the tea meetings??? ty this hc is very important to me.


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11 months ago

Remus:*sitting on the guest bed at the Potter's, munching on a bowl of green beans*

Sirius: *knocks at the doorway, a wild James Potter behind him*

Remus: *waves, then fans them closer so they know to come in, mouth full"

Remus: "whatssup?"

Sirius: Not sure, bored I suppose. You're here all week, and James and I got tired of sneaking up on Mr. Monty

Remus: okay *takes another bite*

James: Hey moony?

Remus: Yes prongs?

James: what the fuck are you eating?

Remus: Green beans..?

James: where the fuck did you get a bowl of green beans?

Remus: Your mother, literally. She's very hospitable.

Sirius: So you're just eating green beans? Nothing else? At all?

Remus: Yes..?

James:

Sirius:

Sirius: I don't even know the last time I touched one of those...

Remus: *stabs one, and gestures it towards Sirius, threatening*

Sirius: *jumps back in gay European repulsion*

James: *ignoring Padfoot* So is there a reason why or-???

Remus: they're tasty, I suppose.

Sirius: You know what else is tasty? 😏

Remus: *throws a green been at him, hitting him directly on the tip of his nose*

Sirius: *shreiks and scurries away into the corner, sort of behind a mirror*

Remus: Yes, *gets up from bed with his now empty bowl* James. *pecks James on the hand as he walks out to return the now empty bowl into the kitchen*

James: *bi confusion*

Sirius: *offended gay confusion*

Remus: *downstairs* Hey Monty, you won't believe what happened this time!!


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1 year ago

Sirius *in denial*: Whoever think James and my brother are dating raise their hand. Remus *raises his hand*: Pads, we talked about it Peter *raises his hand*: Marlene *raises her hand*: Mary *raises her hand*: Lily *raises her hand*: Barty *raises his hand*: Dorcas *raises her hand*: Evan *raises his hand*: Pandora *raises her hand*: James *raises his hand*: Regulus *raises his hand*: Sirius : Prongs, Reggie, put your hands down!


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10 months ago

Sirius: Remus, you know how much I love you… Remus: Whaddya want? Sirius: A partner with some GODDAMN EMOTIONAL AVAILABILTY!


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