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I like to imagine Damian pretends he doesn’t understand modern lingo whenever he wants to piss Tim off.
Damian: But how did she leave no crumbs? She wasn’t even eating.
Tim: I’M SORRY I LOST YOUR GOOD MARKERS, OKAY? JUST PLEASE STOP!
Damian: I have no idea what you’re talking about, Drake.
~literally five minutes later~
Damian: Slayy
Tim: *flips table*
damian: I’ve never been in a snowball fight before. I don’t know the rules.
tim : What?
damian: Is there a point system, or is it to the death?
dick:
tim:
jason: to the death
You know that younger sibling / older siblings thing where the older ones simply refuse to acknowledge that the younger one is aging up?
So that- but with Damian and his whole family.
Boy could turn 15 and Jason’s still like “Oh, my baby brother Damian? Yeah he’s 11.”
He could go out and legally get his license at 16, and on instinct, Tim still never lets him drive. “wait until you’re 16-“ “I AM SIXTEEN”
He turns 18 and Dick is scandalized when he suggests that they watch an R rated movie. Who cares about all the blood and gore he’s already witnessed- “Damian you’re too young for R rated movies!!”
He finally turns 21 and Bruce still makes sure to tell the servers at the galas to not serve any drinks to Damian because “he’s too young.” Meanwhile Damian is just seething in the background, clenching his glass of apple juice so hard that it shatters.
What if Damian and Tim love each other and even like? It's just more of a situation "Manipulating others is easier ". Maybe an example will help;
Damian: Father, May I go to Zoo today?
Bruce:No Damian, you're grounded.
Tim:Oh, that's bad. I could go with you to take photos of otter, but if you are not going I think I will stay too. What's a zoo without company. Maybe I will go with Kon next week.
Bruce *Super happy in a moment of thinking his youngest kids getting along*: If you two agree not to kill each other, Damian can go
Tim and Damian:*Knowing looks*
Or situation like;
Tim who has abandoned issues and is having fear of people leaving him: Dick is mad at me. Can you stab me so he will be in his mother hen mode Instead?
Damian who would like to have 5 minutes of peace from Grayson: Say no more