Damian Acting Like A Kid - Tumblr Posts

damian: I’ve never been in a snowball fight before. I don’t know the rules.

tim : What?

damian: Is there a point system, or is it to the death?

dick:

tim:

jason: to the death

100% convinced that Duke has a TikTok account where he narrates censored versions of what his siblings get up to and half the ppl online are convinced he’s making it up the other half are like nah I can see it….some examples:

-my eldest brother decided going down stairs is too slow so he quadruple flipped down like it was nbd at 7am

- one of my sisters decided to get some new nail polish today but because her favorite color was discontinued she found a way to track down the local supplier and interrogated them until they told her where else she can get it

- my youngest brother tried to kidnap 3 penguins, a python, 7 iguanas, 2 Siberian tigers, and a baby lion in one zoo trip and now our entire family is banned from zoos in the entire state

- one of my brothers pours red bull into his espresso and chugs it then claims that it helps him calm down and feel control over his life

-one of my brothers threw a knife in the middle of an argument over which type of pasta is the best pasta, and now we have a hole in the wall that we framed to appreciate his addition to the house decor

18yo Damian and Jon doing their whole Good Cop Bad Cop Routine in front of this week’s villain

Damian: I hope you like small rooms because you’ll be locked away for a long— is that a puppy????

Jon: o_o

Damian: *completely ignoring the situation to pet the dog*

Villain: -_-

Jon: *cough* As my partner was saying—