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Hear me out...a magician who uses his magic tricks for petty crimes

He's sitting on the train when he hears "tickets" from down the carrige. He panics as he realises he's lost his ticket. The voice approaches him and he comes up with an idea.

Conductor: ticket please sir

The magician, patting himself down: i swear i had it on me

Conductor: you'll have to get off at the next stop if you've lost it

Magician: can i quickly check under your hat?

Conductor, knowing how the trick will work as millions of magicians have done this before: fine

The magician takes the conductor's hat off the conductor and feels inside it, finding a ticket

Magician, showing the ticket: i knew it was in there

Conductor: thank you, sir, now please return my hat

Magician: i never said the trick was done

He summons his apprentice out of nowhere (she was just sitting next to him)

Magician: i'll now hand your hat to my lovely apprentice right here and with one simple word, it'll vanish before your very eyes

The conductor just watches, tired of magicians making his hat vanish. The magician hands the hat to his apprentice and waves his hands around

Magician: RUN!

The apprentice sprints down the train

Conductor: she stole my hat

Magician: no, no. She made it vanish

Conductor: i'm calling the cops