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2 years ago

still gotham incorrect quotes (still includes gobblepot) thanks to scatterpatter's incorrect quotes generator

Ed: What if I press the brake and gas at the same time?

Harvey: The car takes a screenshot.

Jim: For the last time, shut the fuck up.

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Ed: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?

Jim: You’re a hazard to society

Harvey: And a coward. Do twenty.

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Jim: Sometimes I drink milk straight out of the container.

Harvey: The cow???

Jim: What?

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Harvey: if Jim and I were drowning, who would you save?

Ed: you two can’t swim?

Harvey: it’s a hypothetical question, Nygma! who would you save?

Ed: my time and effort.

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Jim: You have to apologize to Harvey

Oswald: Fine.

Oswald: 'Unfuck you' or whatever.

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Jim: I’m kind of crushing on someone, but I’m worried about telling you who it is, because you’re not going to like it

Harvey: Just rip the bandage off.

Jim: It’s Oswald.

Harvey: Put the bandage back on.

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Harvey: Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.

Jim: Harvey no.

Ed: Mistlefoe.

Jim: Please stop encouraging him.

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Oswald: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives

Jim: I wake up at 4:30 AM

Oswald:

Oswald: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives

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Jim: Where are you going?

Oswald: To get ice cream or commit a felony, I’ll decide on the way there

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Harvey: Whaddya call a fish with no eye?

Ed, not looking up: Myxine Circifrons

Harvey:

Harvey: fsh

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Oswald: You love me, right, Jim?

Jim: Normally, I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don’t like it.

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Jim: So that’s my plan.

Oswald: Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don’t want to sound mean.

Jim: No, go ahead, I want to hear it.

Oswald: It fucking sucks.

Jim: That’s not constructive criticism.

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Harvey: That’s one of my biggest fears. Like, if I ever woke up as a donut...

Jim: You would eat yourself?

Harvey: I wouldn’t even question it.

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Oswald: I learned some very valuable lessons from this.

Jim: I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions of the lessons you actually should’ve taken away.

Oswald: Death isn’t real, and I’m basically God.

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Jim: You're right.

Oswald: That's... That's an unusual phrase for you. Did you just learn it?

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Lee: quick, what's your type?

Jim: anyone who'll take me, honestly

Lee, desperately, as Jim bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE

Jim: Oh! B positive.

Lee: DONT TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE

Jim:

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Barnes, addressing the precinct: And if you have any suggestions feel free to put them in the suggestion box.

Jim: But – that’s just a trash can.

Barnes: It sure is!

(Part 3)


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