I Will Never Get Tired Of This - Tumblr Posts
still gotham incorrect quotes (still includes gobblepot) thanks to scatterpatter's incorrect quotes generator
Ed: What if I press the brake and gas at the same time?
Harvey: The car takes a screenshot.
Jim: For the last time, shut the fuck up.
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Ed: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?
Jim: You’re a hazard to society
Harvey: And a coward. Do twenty.
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Jim: Sometimes I drink milk straight out of the container.
Harvey: The cow???
Jim: What?
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Harvey: if Jim and I were drowning, who would you save?
Ed: you two can’t swim?
Harvey: it’s a hypothetical question, Nygma! who would you save?
Ed: my time and effort.
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Jim: You have to apologize to Harvey
Oswald: Fine.
Oswald: 'Unfuck you' or whatever.
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Jim: I’m kind of crushing on someone, but I’m worried about telling you who it is, because you’re not going to like it
Harvey: Just rip the bandage off.
Jim: It’s Oswald.
Harvey: Put the bandage back on.
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Harvey: Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.
Jim: Harvey no.
Ed: Mistlefoe.
Jim: Please stop encouraging him.
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Oswald: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives
Jim: I wake up at 4:30 AM
Oswald:
Oswald: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives
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Jim: Where are you going?
Oswald: To get ice cream or commit a felony, I’ll decide on the way there
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Harvey: Whaddya call a fish with no eye?
Ed, not looking up: Myxine Circifrons
Harvey:
Harvey: fsh
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Oswald: You love me, right, Jim?
Jim: Normally, I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don’t like it.
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Jim: So that’s my plan.
Oswald: Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don’t want to sound mean.
Jim: No, go ahead, I want to hear it.
Oswald: It fucking sucks.
Jim: That’s not constructive criticism.
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Harvey: That’s one of my biggest fears. Like, if I ever woke up as a donut...
Jim: You would eat yourself?
Harvey: I wouldn’t even question it.
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Oswald: I learned some very valuable lessons from this.
Jim: I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions of the lessons you actually should’ve taken away.
Oswald: Death isn’t real, and I’m basically God.
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Jim: You're right.
Oswald: That's... That's an unusual phrase for you. Did you just learn it?
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Lee: quick, what's your type?
Jim: anyone who'll take me, honestly
Lee, desperately, as Jim bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE
Jim: Oh! B positive.
Lee: DONT TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE
Jim:
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Barnes, addressing the precinct: And if you have any suggestions feel free to put them in the suggestion box.
Jim: But – that’s just a trash can.
Barnes: It sure is!
(Part 3)