I Think About Pat A Lot - Tumblr Posts

i think that Patrick Bateman would be a lovely singer. i think that he would have an amazing range and he'd be able to sing falsetto and actually sound really good. i think that he would occasionally hum or sing a tune while chilling at home or sitting in his office at P&P and if anyone ever caught him he would get extremely embarrassed even though he's so good at it. if music or singing or whatever was a topic in a conversation with his friends they'd all point at Pat and b like "oh yeah Bateman can sing, he's like the opera LOL!" and pat wld find it super emasculating