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watching alien and finding the xenomorph lowkey hot. questioning my sanity. not my sexuality though, it's already a mess

i do not swear a thing and you can't stop me

you can come to the marriage though.

watching alien and finding the xenomorph lowkey hot. questioning my sanity. not my sexuality though, it's already a mess

I need more Ghostwriter fanfiction in my life, there is not enough! He’s such an interesting character and so not used enough.

Tissaia de Vries appreciation post: 4/?

I can fly anything!

I'm about to reblog and dump all of the masterlists or first chapters for stories that I've read/loved purely so I don't have to scroll through the hundreds of likes that have accumulated over time. And also for anyone that wants something to read. Call me lazy but I think it's pretty smart on my part.

Sup, time for more Hazbin Brainrot! Because I may basically never post, I am in fact obsessed with this fucking show and am begging for the year to hurry up and end XD

Today, I showcase my favourite one to hurt, Alastor XD He's my fav lil babygirl, and I plan to break him like a kit kat bar (affectionately~)

TW/CW for blood and gore (kind of? I'm not good at it XD)

listening to TGS when outside

The Greatest Show: chills, how is this real, slightly turned on and not the least embarrassed, bob along

A Million Dreams: omg children singing everyone in the goddamn bus stfu right now

Come Alive: stop at “darkest day” to feel it resonate in your chest, then continue swaying in time with the music because it feels right

The Other Side: smile like an idiot, yes for the whole song, no don’t play it again

Never Enough: pls don’t  imitate her singing, oh well, okay, who care’s

This Is Me: just try not to cry, okay well maybe next time, yes why not smile at strangers now

Rewrite The Stars: oh yeah the cute one, ah Zendaya, yes where is my trapeze

Tightrope: lips move along, one happy & one sad eye, “Charity deserves all  the love” chant in head

From Now On: please don’t cry, okay yeah sure yell along to it to cope, fuck it now you’re dancing in front of the post office

nobody understands the actual need I have to mother hen kevin day yall. I need to wrap that boy in a cotton blanket and keep him shielded from everyone who could upset him. my mind needs it guys. I might go crazy if I can't do it. I need to look after this man.

nobody understands the actual need I have to mother hen kevin day yall. I need to wrap that boy in a cotton blanket and keep him shielded from everyone who could upset him. my mind needs it guys. I might go crazy if I can't do it. I need to look after this man.

Someone: prevents me from doing something in any multiplayer game.

Me: WOW bitch. Look at this fucking loser, playing the game like your supposed to.

NOOOOOO MY SANS UNDERTALE IS LOSING FOR A FACELESS ELDRITCH HORROR NOOOOOOO

Tumblr Sexyrematch info

I'm the kind of person who gets a new glass every time I want a drink, simply because I can no longer be 100% sure no one else has touched it

this sounds very interesting

Why does my wonderful brain scream at me "I NEED TO KNOW MORE"

What's your thoughts on how kasper got the virus in the first place? :3

I know TECHNICALLY he got it from the couch but i like to ignore everything because im cool like that

Had a lot to say

anyway, i think he brought home an infected model (doesn’t necessarily matter what) and it kinda just leaked into his “universe” so to speak since the elevator is like. Interdimensional.

later after he has the infected item, it spreads to various other objects but its not visible to the naked eye. It just looks like normal items

Anyway hes like skateboaridng or something and he FUCKS UP a trick because he SUCKS and eats shit and dies, scraping up his arm on an infected item which essentially introduced the virus/parasite to his blood stream etc etc

i think the way this virus/parasite however you wanna call it works is that it travels between inanimate objects very easily. in real life some type of viruses/parasites seeks out specific hosts, it can infect other things But it doesnt work too well

In kaspers case living things are not really supposed to be infected with it

So kasper gets infected with it, a mix of he doesnt take care of himself and just sheer bad luck

and instead of the infection being chill and unnoticed it messes him up pretty bad, i.e making him GROSS and forget his name and presenting itself as an actual sickness type thing, hes practically like a zombie, like infected is weird gross kinda stupid refuses help and his life SUCKS because of the virus but donttell him that he’ll shut it down

I got a whole lotta head canons on how it works for him, but yea its not too good his life lowkey sucks™ but the infection kinda makes him really stupid/neglectful so he doesnt notice it or is convinced its fine hence the not gettinng any help ever

God i hate this guy

But yea the infection, when going through inanimate objects, is actually super unnoticeable IMO, like you wouldnt even know something is infected with it. Kinda like infested stone in minecraft, it looks normal but it is full of THINGS ewww!!!

But when it infected kasper it kinda went apeshit, which is why i think he keeps infecting things around him, kinda like a mutated variant of the normal thing

Idk im trying to apply real viral bacteria behaviors to a thhing that is literally just a gmod error i just pull from whatever i know on this kinda stuff