I Love These Two Dorks - Tumblr Posts
some incorrect ffxiv quotes
(also me exposing my ships but you can ignore those)
Tameri: you've got to learn to love yourself Any sad NPC: but don't you hate yourself Tameri: yeah but this is about you. stay focused Tameri: You're violent. Alisae: Yeah but I'm also short and that's adorable Alphinaud: We’ll find another route, it’s not safe for amateur adventurers. Alisae: That sounds like a challenge. Alphinaud: I have to stress, that is not a challenge. Alisae: ...Is exactly what you say to dissuade the weak of heart from accepting the challenge. Well, challenge accepted! Alphinaud: There is no challenge! Alisae: Hey Tameri, what’re you looking for? Tameri: My will to live. *G'raha/Alphinaud walks into the room* Tameri: Oh, there it is. Anyone: It's called cauliflower, not ghost broccoli. Alphinaud, eyes wide: I know what I saw. Tameri: I’m in love with you. Alphinaud: We called off the prank war last night at midnight. Tameri: I know. Alphinaud: Ah. Okay. Um. Cool. Neat. Very cool. Cool. Cool. Coolcoolcool- Alphinaud: When I was young, I left a trail of broken hearts like a rockstar. I'm not proud of it. Tameri: You're kind of proud of it. You work it into a lot of conversations. Alphinaud: Wow, Tameri, you want to hold my hand before marriage? How awfully lewd of you. Tameri: We literally slept together yesterday. Alphinaud: That's NOTHING compared to the lewdness of holding hands. Tameri: Well, Alphinaud and I finally did it! The rest of the squad: *gasps, shocked expressions, etc.* Tameri: That's right... We kissed! Tameri: Talk dirty to me, baby~ Alphinaud: The dishes. Tameri: Wh- Alphinaud: They’ve been there for 4 days and it’s your turn to wash them. You still haven’t cleaned them and I have asked you to do so several times. Tameri: I think I just figured something out. I got to go. Alphinaud: Aren't you forgetting something? Tameri: Uuh...*hesitantly kisses Alphinaud's forehead before running out.* Alphinaud: No, your weapon! Wh- who raised you? Alphinaud: I went down to my local creperie, 'cause every has one of those Alisae: *scoff* "my local creperie"
dbh swap aus have gotta be one of my fav flavors of this fandom