I Headcanon EJ As Being A Zalgo Proxy - Tumblr Posts

10 months ago

Slenderman: Fuck Zalgo's proxies.

Jeff: Yeah, fuck Zalgo's proxies!

- The Next Day -

Jeff: Guess who I hooked up with last night. Eyeless Jack.

Slenderman: ???

Jeff: You said to fuck Zalgo's pro... Oh...

Jeff: You didn't mean literally.

Slenderman: I didn't mean literally.


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