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three dumbass clowns and a dumbass hooman
Jason: Can I be frank with you guys?
Y/N: Sure but I don’t see how changing your name is going to help.
LJ: Can I still be Jack?
Candy: Shh, let Frank speak.
@starzfallen
This yo man?
Y/N: How did you even manage to do that, honey?
Jeff, struggling to get his pants on because he put his shoes on first: BECAUSE I FORGOT, OKAY??
that's so mecore
*laughs in sugar addicted*
*cries in sugar addicted*
Toby: [Hiding Y/N]
Tim: If there’s nobody here, why are there two bowls of ice cream on the table?
Toby: Oh, well, you know. I’ve got two hands and a sugar addiction.
Kay guys its spookie season, yknow what that means 😍
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Incorrect Creepypasta Quotes but it's only what my friends who share a first name as them said
Ben Drowned: Jack, stop touching me! ... Eyeless Jack: That's not very sigma of you ... French Teacher: Describe Betty White in French. Laughing Jack: Mort (dead). ... Ben Drowned: Master, Master. Please stop touching me! ... Clockwork: Men are real? ... Elizabeth Vazquez:I don't think Zoya and Nikolai are a good match- STOP SIDE-EYEING ME (But you're wrong!) It's called opinions! (Not when the opinion is wrong) ... Isaac Grossman: Call me... Grandpa ... Lily Kennett: Wait, the essay we've been doing for a month is due today? I haven't started yet, bro...
Creepypasta + Marble Hornets (and OCs) Twitter :)
Giggling, kicking my feet rn
Creepypasta + Marble Hornets (and OCs) as Tweets :)) (Part Two, short)
*Cries*
[Tim, impatiently crossing his arms]: Now what exactly is the “urgent matter” you called me here for?
[Cody excitedly]: So I was thinking—
[Tim]: I’m sorry.
[Tim, walking away]: Forget I asked.
[Cody]: Sad Pikachu face
[Jeff]: It could be worse.
[Toby]: You aren't the one bleeding, asshole.
[Jeff]: Hey, you're still alive, aren't you? Stop whining.
[Jonathan]: Alright. Do you trust me?
[Toby]: No.
[Jonathan]: Smart man.
[Person]: You’re insane!
[Jeff]: Ha, I know! Isn’t it great?
[Y/n]: Well...this is a nice change of scenery.
[Jeff]: It's a prison cell.
[Y\n]: I was being sarcastic.
[Cody]: Smells flowers contentedly
[Y/n]: Smiles
[Natalie, whispering]: When are you gonna tell him that it's a fake bouquet?
[Y/n]: He cried for three days when he found out Peter Pan never existed.
[Y/n]: I think he'll be better off not knowing this.
[Sully, rehashing a recent mission]: And so this bozo gets fuckin’ stabbed and leaves me to deal with the rest of them! Not only that, but I had to carry him back! Fuckin’ carry him like a baby! How pathetic is that?
[Cody]: Ah yes, I’m terribly sorry that me almost dying was such an inconvenience for you.
[Y/n]: Cody, repeat after me. 'I want cheese toast.'
[Cody]: I want cheese toast.
[Y/n]: 'I will use the oven to make it.'
[Cody]: I will use the oven to make it.
[Y/n]: 'I will not, however, put cheese on a piece of bread and then slide that piece of bread into the toaster.'
[Cody]: But I wanted the cheese to be melted!
[Y/n]: Facepalms
[Y\n]: You just killed eleven people. What do you have to say for yourself?
[Jeff]: I regret nothing.
[Zero]: Ya know, it’s the funniest thing. I feel like you’ve gotten...smarter.
[Cody]: Yeah, cause I stopped listening to you.
This actually made me laugh oml
Toby, nervously: So… Would you like to… Have dinner tonight?
Y/N, panicking: I like to have dinner every night!
Toby, also panicking: I meant… Me!
Y/N, stunned: You want me to eat you??
Tim: I am moving out.
*Y/n Jeff and Slenderman standing in front of the mansion that's on fire*
Y/n: in my defense I was left unsupervised.
Slenderman: I left you with Jeff?
Jeff: In my defense I was also left unsupervised.
Toby, college has me feeling the same way 😭
Toby: Nothing ever goes right.
Toby: Life is meaningless.
Toby: The universe hates me and wishes nothing but misfortune to be brought down upon-
Y/N: Do you want me to make another cup of hot chocolate for you?
Toby, staring sadly at his spilled cup: Yes please.