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DnD is taking the money I need for college. But will I stop buying dice? No.
Me, 2020
stupid Kale headcannon thing
stuff
idk
i feel like the reason he is the way he is, is because of unreceived attention and bullying, like “THEY NEVER CARED ABOUT ME, WHY SHOULD ABOUT CARE ABOUT THEM” but he is just talking about like ages from 5 to 10
most definitely theater kid, and the dramatic kind like there is now way he is not into theatrics probably the reason he got bullied as a kid seen Hamilton at least once
speaking of theatric kale, he also probably writes poems and it’s the edgy cringy kind of poems as well he only has fun while writing them after finishing them he reads them through he’s just like “yeah no” and because of that he has a super secret and complex safe just for whatever notebook he has those poems written in
also when chai and the gang finds it and opens the safe, ‘cus of course they will since it looks suspicious as fuck, it’s just gonna be like Chai: HE WRITES POEMS?! Peppermint: HE STILL WRITES POEMS?!
i know that the accepted relationship between him and Mimosa is Mimosa looking up to him, but personally i find the idea of them friends more appealing like they’re the cliché mean girls high school duo that judges and gossips about everybody
that being said Mimosa was probably his only friend, which is sad, but it’s kale so not really
probably has anger issues, not the violent outburst kind, but more like Dylan yelling at his old baking recipes or kitchen wear (i have such a clear image of him just yelling “CEASE AND DESIST” to an oven)
since it is canon that he is a dog person,(which just makes me so giddy for no reason) i like to think he is just the most aggressive dog person a dog person can be like at some point somebody in the boss team was like “it would probably be nice to have meetings outside every once in a while” but that had to be scrapped because he would just disappear every 10 minutes ‘cus he somehow found a dog just chillin’ and decided that it needed to be pet like i feel like he could have been bribed with dogs in someway and the whole final boss fight could have been avoided
as much he is a poor little meow meow, he is also kind of a malewife material my mind cannot be changed about this
he probably has been living by basically himself since like the age of 15 he definitely knows his way around the kitchen at least
also back to the dog person bit at first i was like “so who the hell made the conscious decision to make Rouqefort into a mecha warewolf?” but it was definitely Kale and Rouqefort probably approved and i don’t know which one is worse
this man has been living in my head rent free for god knows how long
if anything else comes to my mind i’ll probably add also feel free to add yours if y’all have any
Realizing my parent issues is finding any parent type figure in shows and movies and latching on for dear life.
Oh hey, I love this window in my apartment, and I want to get a nice tall table so I can fit more plants here.
So I have an obsession with TJ. What does that have to do with you?.... DON'T JUDGE ME.
I love him so much...
I think I have a problem
He is the love of my life.
I decided to torment Killian more and drew the passing of the 'kidney stone' in more detail
click at your own risk
here
I just thought of something worse than the cock pregnancy I put Killian through!
Killian's cock voring someone
@sanityshorror
No thought only fnaf
Them <<<<333333333333
Is it just me or have the games released the past few years either been
Remakes
Incredibly short
Remakes
Terrible quality
Resident evil (also remakes)
Like????
..... I need to see tfa optimus prime in a cowboy hat
MORE TFA SOUTHERN OPTIMUS PRIME HEADCANNONS!!
Minors do not interact
SFW
He calls you darlin in your ear when the others aren't paying attention, just to see you get flustered
Then acts like he did nothing wrong.
A biiig tease with his accent, but only for you
When he's frustrated enough, he'll sneer and the accent 𝙬𝙞𝙡𝙡 thicken.
I like to think he has sharp canines, so if you make him laugh hard enough, they'll peek out.
I really imagine him sounding like Teddy Swims if Optimus ever sang
Mass-displaced cuddling with him is like heaven, he'll whisper sweet promises to you while holding eye contact. One servo holding you close over your hip. The other being used as your pillow.
Imagine waking up next to him and hearing a very tired but warm voice come from him.
"Good mornin sugar...sleep well?"
He definitely keeps a servo on your hip or lower back at all times.
This mech adores you. Everything you do makes his spark wanna jump out of it's chamber.
Likes to rest his helm on your thighs or chest after a long day. Your heart beat is to calming to him.
Kisses with him are soft yet trusting. Silent promises to keep you safe. Treat you with the respect you deserve. To love you for all of eternity.
10/10 best mech ever
NSFW
His voice gets husky whenever he's in the mood, and gets more touchy.
Buries his face in the junction of your neck and nips at it softly, pressing kiss onto the area he attacked.
The amount of growling coming from him during sex...immaculate~
The mating press is a definite favourite of his. Being able to sink into your warmth and bite at your neck, at the same time..he love it.
He definitely whimpers when he's close, grabbing onto your hips just to try and pull you closer than you two already are.
Keeps thrusting even if you've already released, wanting to make sure completely satisfied before he even thinks about himself. Such a gentlemech.
Southern Optimus is definitely a thigh and ass kind of mech. Don't get him wrong he loves 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐨𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 but thought of you squeezing his helm with them as he 𝐃𝐄𝐕𝐎𝐔𝐑𝐒 you.....
*ahem* anyway-
He has a biting kink. No debate.
Not enough to puncture skin, but juuust enough to leave a pretty little mark on you
Now when you two kiss during heated moments are a bit different from other times.
These are hungry, desperate, weather it's from him or you, neither of you can tell.
One servo is on your hip, digits pressing into the meat of your ass, the other holds the back of your head so you can escape
Only giving you a minute to breathe before diving back in.
Aftercare is a precious time for the both of you. His voice is scratchy but content.
Cleans you up first before he attends to himself, you will always come first. 💜
He loves to have you rest on top of him so he can feel both his spark and your heart slow down and beat/pulse at the same time.
Whelp that's all for now, I spent way to much time on this... Worth it
Bye bye your curious eldritch creatures
i drew submas bc hyperfixation
Me: Oh no! Why isn't my civilization growing and developing?
Also me:
I think about the fact that I had 18 hours in iwatex in the first two days of owning it a lot. To say I like this game feels like an understatement.
Sitting here writing an essay on Pink Floyd for class, wishing I was working on my one-shot for Bucky Barnes.
Some more gravity falls doodles
i don't know if it's the narcissistic part of me responsible for my protagonist complex, but i consider everything i have to say as something very important to say (even though, deep down, i know... it's not), and equally important to be heard. it feels like i'm always about to say something magnificent, achieve excellence, but even when i can feel it at my fingertips, when i know i'm close enough to having an epiphany about life or discovering something huge about myself, it disappears. i'm always stuck in place, lost in my own mediocrity, licking my wounds and comforting myself with the thought that i could be more if i wanted to -- if i tried harder, if i raised my hand higher, if i had a little more strength. it turns out i don't, and i'm not magnificent either. most of the things i have to say have been said, in more beautiful and fuller ways, long before i even existed. the world seems to be complete. it feels like im just another one, even if i want to wrap myself in the thought that i'm different, that im something more