MORE TFA SOUTHERN OPTIMUS PRIME HEADCANNONS!!

MORE TFA SOUTHERN OPTIMUS PRIME HEADCANNONS!!

Minors do not interact

SFW

He calls you darlin in your ear when the others aren't paying attention, just to see you get flustered

Then acts like he did nothing wrong.

A biiig tease with his accent, but only for you

When he's frustrated enough, he'll sneer and the accent 𝙬𝙞𝙡𝙡 thicken.

I like to think he has sharp canines, so if you make him laugh hard enough, they'll peek out.

I really imagine him sounding like Teddy Swims if Optimus ever sang

Mass-displaced cuddling with him is like heaven, he'll whisper sweet promises to you while holding eye contact. One servo holding you close over your hip. The other being used as your pillow.

Imagine waking up next to him and hearing a very tired but warm voice come from him.

"Good mornin sugar...sleep well?"

He definitely keeps a servo on your hip or lower back at all times.

This mech adores you. Everything you do makes his spark wanna jump out of it's chamber.

Likes to rest his helm on your thighs or chest after a long day. Your heart beat is to calming to him.

Kisses with him are soft yet trusting. Silent promises to keep you safe. Treat you with the respect you deserve. To love you for all of eternity.

10/10 best mech ever

NSFW

His voice gets husky whenever he's in the mood, and gets more touchy.

Buries his face in the junction of your neck and nips at it softly, pressing kiss onto the area he attacked.

The amount of growling coming from him during sex...immaculate~

The mating press is a definite favourite of his. Being able to sink into your warmth and bite at your neck, at the same time..he love it.

He definitely whimpers when he's close, grabbing onto your hips just to try and pull you closer than you two already are.

Keeps thrusting even if you've already released, wanting to make sure completely satisfied before he even thinks about himself. Such a gentlemech.

Southern Optimus is definitely a thigh and ass kind of mech. Don't get him wrong he loves 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐨𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 but thought of you squeezing his helm with them as he 𝐃𝐄𝐕𝐎𝐔𝐑𝐒 you.....

*ahem* anyway-

He has a biting kink. No debate.

Not enough to puncture skin, but juuust enough to leave a pretty little mark on you

Now when you two kiss during heated moments are a bit different from other times.

These are hungry, desperate, weather it's from him or you, neither of you can tell.

One servo is on your hip, digits pressing into the meat of your ass, the other holds the back of your head so you can escape

Only giving you a minute to breathe before diving back in.

Aftercare is a precious time for the both of you. His voice is scratchy but content.

Cleans you up first before he attends to himself, you will always come first. 💜

He loves to have you rest on top of him so he can feel both his spark and your heart slow down and beat/pulse at the same time.

Whelp that's all for now, I spent way to much time on this... Worth it

Bye bye your curious eldritch creatures

That’s how I’ve been feeling lately😔

my library

here's some of the best the hobbit/lotr fanfics I've read cuz they can be quite hard to find and I wanna help

will update the list as I read

Thorin

Smoke, iron and Thorin

Fire and Gold

Learning Khuzdul

Braid of Gold

Thorin being soft

The Beauty of Chance

Those Hands

Misunderstanding

The arrival

A king's crown

Covered In Steam

There's just inches in between us

Thorin after a long day of training with his nephews

In This Moment 

Agreement

Symphony of your life

Oh so quiet

Confession

Find Your Way Back

Fili

fili oneshots

Moonrise

The Most Unpleasant, Defective, and Abominable Incident

Stay with me

The Redeemer

Durin's Garage

Restless

Kili

The book keeper

insecurities

The beauty and the Beast

getting back at Kili for teasing

My Treasure

Madly in love

It's in his kiss

Love Bites

Sway With Me

Wood Carvings

Softly. . .

Sweet like nectar

A Shot in the Dark

Beorn

Early Mornings

Beorn takes care of you when you're injured

Linger

Legolas

Watcher of Wanderers

The Innocence of Brutality

Blessing

Sensitive

Being best friends with Legolas

Hazy Memories

Spellbound

Thranduil

Bookworm

Relax

Best friends father

Fascination

Flower On My Skin

To Meet Under the Stars

Passenger Princess

Autumn Thunderstorm

I Could Love You With My Eyes Closed

Haldir

Gentle Dark

Lindir

My Heart Is In Your Hands

Moonlight

Just a Little Help

Warriors Great Tales

The Fountain

Return to Me

Èomer

Burnt Bread

A Helping Hand

Wildest Dreams

Falling In Love With A Librarian

SFW alphabet

Happiness

A Roll in the Hay

Blessing

Turning Points

More characters

various characters oneshots

Imagine: elves having highly sensitive ears and you finding out by accidently touching them.

Journey to Erebor

Hair braiding

Elves + Braiding

What Type of Kisser is Each LoTR Character?

The Hobbit Characters + Physical Affection (Suggestive Version)

A Headcanon For Each Member of Thorin’s Company

Cuddling With Thorin's Company

Imagine some of the elves of Middle Earth find out how easy it is to make you (a human staying in Rivendell) blush and become aroused.

The LOTR characters reacting to a modern reader

👍👍

ok but legitimately i think the reason why kids aren’t taking internet safety seriously is because the people who are telling us not to put our personal information out seem so out of touch. no one acknowledges the possibility of meeting very real teenaged friends online, they always say that everyone you meet is a 40 year old white man in disguise. because they aren’t acknowledging things we know are true, it becomes a lot easier to dismiss the rest of what they’re saying as well. internet safety lessons absolutely must keep up with the times and acknowledge the internet’s capacity for good if you want kids to take to heart warnings about its capacity for bad.

IMPORTANT: TUMBLR HAS MADE A DEAL WITH MIDJOURNEY/OPENAI.

YOUR ART AND IMAGES ON TUMBLR ARE BEING USED TO TRAIN AI MODELS.

The opt-in is automatic, but you can turn it off in settings.

Go to "Blog Settings" -> "Visibility" -> "Third-Party Sharing" and turn on "Prevent third-party sharing for [blog]". (This post shows how to do it on browser and on mobile.) You need to do this with every sideblog. (Note: The option in settings might not appear if your app hasn't updated yet. You can still opt out via browser.)

Spread the word. Everyone on Tumblr needs to know about this.

Very important question: Who’s your fav Transformer?

Hello hello!! Thank you so much for asking! I honestly just now figured out how to access my ask! I am so sorry for the way overdue long wait, but to answer your question!

I think RACHET is my honest favorite! I've always loved his personality in all continuities. But Bayverse was technically the first Transformers I've ever seen, so he will always hold a special place in my heart!