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being in a trio actually sucks im gonna cry
I’m gonna kill all of your participants in note then you
there is a GAYBOY liking all my posts. Yeah. i know who you are. @gayhomosexualgaygaygay
What are your favorite headcanons about spamton?
fuck ive been so busy with random shit i forgot abt this ask omg- anyways, I do happen to have a few silly headcannons based on my experiences of fighting spamton and spamton neo in every route non-stop but this might be more of a ramble instead of just only headcannons but we'll see! so I do think that all addisons get taller/shorter based on their sales which is why spamton before his bigshot era was pretty short, but not the small ankle biter we've seen him as, probably just a foot smaller than the rest of them maybe. Then during his bigshot era he got taller than them too which also leads me to another headcannon actually! Personally I think after he was kicked out of the mansion, he was back to his old height and when he tried sneaking in to the basement, swatch and/or queen saw him and they threw him in the acid, hence his more puppet like appearance and shorter height. I also do think that all addisons have a more porcelain type of body, like their whole body is made of this hard material but since spamton was thrown into the acid lakes, his material is possibly more fragile and it's only evident in his hands, knees and face while the rest of his body is now more of a softer plush material. ALSO! I will also like to say that the reason spamton knows what the sun and sky look like, I personally think that during his bigshot era, Queen would probably tell the more successful people (aka. people living there) about the lightner's world, and even going as far as showing them what it looks like! And also taking spamtons BigShot bowties when he crumbled from his success. I have alot more but I can't really think of them right now! I might reblog this post to add more onto here but this was all my brain threw at me atm!!
THE MARAUDERS AS MY CONVOS FROM MY FRIENDS PART TWO
including Slytherin skittles and the girls
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Sirius: I’m about to kill myself
Regulus: Slay.
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*Sirius sending a picture of his hickeys from Remus.*
Peter: SOMEONES HUNGRY.
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James: Have you ever gotten a hickey? This is mostly for Sirius because he’s had the cream that goes inside.
Sirius: what.
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Regulus: James is more experienced than me. He’s had his first kiss. I, on the other hand, scream when someone touches me-
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Marlene texting the Marauders groupchat about Dorcas: well im gonna go to sleep. daily reminder i love my gf😝but goodnight🌚🫡
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Sirius: Are you with him?
Regulus: No we kiss as friends.
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Dorcas: I have lesbian hands
Marlene: send pics for research purposes pls.
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James: YOU 🫵 THINK 🙄 YOU 💃THE 🐺 SHIT 💩 BITCH 😜 YOU 😩 AINT 🙏 EVEN 💀 THE 🎀 FART 🗿
Regulus: oh.
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Regulus: I got a bottle of lube.
James: Wow! I’m starting to think Regulus isn’t a virgin.
*he says as he’s the one who took it.*
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Mary “fighting” with Lily and accidentally sending the wrong emoji : Just do it or I’ll shit on you 💇♀️
Lily: damn, scissoring.
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Dorcas sending a picture of lingerie
Marlene: Honka honka!!!
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Barty: If i say one more thing about murdering myself, im going on a grippy sock adventure!!!!
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James talking about a test with Sirius: Give me those answers now I have an F.
Sirius: nah bro i got an 0.5
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Remus: boycott school.
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Sirius talking about his dad: “Well maybe hes just-“ NO. HES A BITCH
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(FYI: this isn't targeted at any specific individual, this is just in general. Thank you.)
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You wanna know what genuinely makes my blood boil?
How whenever I talk about my negative views on relationships and how I have the constant belief that everyone hates me and is secretly talking shit about me, people tell me that "oh you're invalidating my feelings! " "I'm not a bad friend" "You're being a dick!"
Yet when I call out someone for invalidating how I fell, I get told that it's not invalidating and that I'm the one making this an issue, and it just- AUUGGHHHHHH!!!
It also pisses me off how people can act the exact same way and not get shit for it whatsoever, but when I act like that, all of a sudden I'm a bad friend who's selfish?? FUCK THAT!
idc if some of these people have good intentions or not. If you tell me that you care for me and love me, and then turn around and get mad at me for still having negative views on my friendships, that is not "love", you're just being ableist.
It feels a lot like people are targeting ME specifically because I happen to have BPD, and idk if i'm overreacting or not but that really says something about these people's actual views on BPD.
I hate how people also expect me to be able to control those feelings, like genuinely what the ACTUAL fuck...
Someone can give all of their time an attention for the rest of their lives, and yet I will STILL perceive them ignoring me or their tone changing one day as a sign of them hating me, that is how my brain works.
I feel like people forget that one of the main symptoms of BPD is an instability in relationships, and that also comes with an unstable perception of those relationships. IT'S ONE OF TH MAIN CRITERIA FOR FUCK SAKE!!! It also comes hand-in-hand with paranoia too, which makes it worse because once you get into the thought, it's difficult to snap out of it.
idk man, I just wish people actually, you know, made my emotions feel valid???? God I hate people sometimes...
Why is that leave group button looking so good right now???
It was too good to resist. I left that bitch
Why is that leave group button looking so good right now???