I Feel Personally Attacked - Tumblr Posts
i dont have sex because it serves no narrative purpose to me
it’s 2018 and we still discuss about blonde hamlet or dark-haired hamlet.
y’all know what? hamlet was a chaotic neutral redhead. change my mind
The Real Reason I'm Single
Writing Romance: And then there was MUTUAL PINING and secretive glances and gazes held a few seconds too long, accidental brushes of the hand, some huge dramatic scene where everything comes to a head, emotions too big for human bodies to contain, and PASSIONATE KISSING. Aww yis.
Experiencing Romance: *frantically scooping buckets of feelings out of my body and screaming*
I am utterly absolutely destroyed by the soundtrack for minecraft. Some game where you live in a world of squares has the most heartbreaking, emotional music ever why did they have to do this to me
Usually it’s video games instead of music but this is pretty much accurate hehe
“How’s your WIP going?”
"Have you made any progress?”
“How close are you to being done?”
Me: I’m going to write today. I’m going to do it. I AM GOING TO FINALLY DO SOME WRITING
Me:
me: you’ve already used this exact turn of phrase two paragraphs ago, that’s too repetitive
me, an intellectual: if I use it three more times it becomes a motif
academic success is not the most important thing in my life, i tell myself as i’m having a breakdown because of academic success, the most important thing in my life
me at 14: I cant wait till im in college I have so many plans for life and nothing can stop me :)
Me now: Mm. Me hungey. Me eat macdonal. French frie. Frenchffrie. French frie.
me: soft, full of love, forgiving, kind, bright also me: can hold grudges for years, bitter as hell, already cried twice today
THAT ISN'T ANY BETTER 😭😭😭😭😭😭
NOPE. HERE, LEMME MAKE IT WORSE.
me looking at the person i like: i am enamored even with the way your fingers move, with the way the light plays on your skin, with your freckles and your smile and your laughter, with your voice, with how you get around the things you love, with your humor, me aloud: what’s up asshole
the beginning of any lesbian relationship is staying over until 4am trying to move past holding hands
Female villains>>
I don't appreciate being personally called out like this-
