I Can Do Both - Tumblr Posts
Me actually doing both: (without the ability to strike one good pose)


Two more with make-up this time: (I'm still learning)


B O T H
depending on who it is
Normally the latter, but like...if you're going to be a bitch to people and belittle their trauma? you've got another thing coming for you
I will emotionally torture the fuck out of someone who says touching someone's inner thigh without permission is not encroaching on their boundaries and legitimately a form of SOME kind of assault.

as a non american i gotta say it i fucking hate those posts that are all like. "noooo why would i do anything on fourth of july fuck fascist america"
you get to barbeque, eat good food, do fireworks and sparklers, dress in unnecessarily patriotic clothes, and most of all, make fun of the british. why would you want to just sit at home moping about america being bad when you could be doing all that? idkidk seems kinda stupid to me.
(also i hate this notion that celebrating your country is an inherently right wing thing to do, therefore playing into right wing rhetoric that all leftists hate and want to destroy the country they are in)
-_- flirting is so hard tbh. like darling i’m TRYING to rizz you up here.
on another note though i have the vocabulary of an british gentlemen having his brain being slowly wiped with a damp cloth by gen z.