Horny On Main - Tumblr Posts

I found it on twitter an i need to make one

The horny in me is beyond any point in human life. i am simp and i accept

heres the format for my other hornies

Horny and high strikes again but is there a name for reverse cowgirl but.. laying on your partner?

I’m thinking partner sits propped up against smthing with you on top- faced away from them; knees to either side of their hips, your body laid out between their legs. It makes your back arch just the smallest bit when your hips are propped like that, pussy put on display to them. Not close enough to eat but perfect for them to press two fingers into you, driving them down into your fav spot- perfect to put divine friction against your clit with the heel of their hand.

I don’t want reciprocation, I want pious devotion given to the devotee

What is that called?

Has anyone else noticed this trend of men's shorts getting shorter in recent years? They used to be like over the knee but now you can see knees and thighs.

Rn it's mostly among gym bros and like trendy rich guys, but it's continuing to spread.

I am LOVING it. Like yesss king show me your legs I want to objectify you😍😍

Masterlist

⊹₊‧──Go forth and be horny──‧₊⊹

Bio and Personal Tags

Florida stole my moms teeth— explanation and donation link

1500 words or longer

⟢Alastor x Reader - The Radio Demon fucks a Human Sacrifice (A Valentino Production)

Valentino has acquired a living, breathing human in hell. But at the begging of Angel, Alastor makes a deal in exchange for her soul.

Part 1 smut 💦 Part 2 smut 💦 Side Story Part 3 smut 💦 Part 4 smut💦

⟢Alastor x Reader - A boiling frog smut💦

Your companionship was peppered onto Alastor so gently and slowly he didn’t realize he was too far gone until he was hopelessly dependent on your attention. He decides the only remedy is to drown you in his.

⟢Alastor x Reader - Good Vibrations sexy🔥

After you make an offhand comment about doubting if his microphone actually works, Alastor finds a creative way to convince you while at dinner with the group.

⟢Alastor x Reader - Luck smut💦

Vox’s ever present eyes noticed a reoccurring face around Alastor, and decided you were an easy way to get under his skin. Alastor manages to find you during the kidnapping but how he finds you sends his gentlemanly resolve unraveling. He had wanted to be gentle, he really had. C’est la vie, hm?

⟢Lucifer x Reader x Alastor - The Safeword is RadioApple smut💦

Alastor would give you anything, all you had to do was ask. When you asked for Lucifer, he delivered. But after seeing just how much you enjoyed Alastor’s rough handling, Lucifer takes a turn and gets a little lost in the pleasure.

Part 1 ꒰აMaleReader✧FemaleReader໒꒱ Part 2 ꒰აFemaleReader໒꒱ Part 3 ꒰აAlastorxLucifer໒꒱ tidbit (cute, not smut) Part 4 ꒰აFemaleReader໒꒱ ₊⊹⁀➴ Lucifer wins⟡Alastor Wins tidbit 2 (cute? Not smut) NEW ✨

⟢Alastor x Virgin FemReader -

The Big Part smut💦 Bigger and Wetter smut💦

You were dead, it was time to divest yourself of your virginity. When you ask Alastor, he takes to the task immediately. Unfortunately, he seems to enjoy surprising you.

⟢Angel x Virgin Reader - Someone Nice, Somewhere Safe smut💦

You let it slip to the group you were a virgin, and instead of laughing, Angel grabs you before bed to offer a friendly hand.

꒰აMale reader ✧ Female reader ໒꒱

⟢HumanAlastor x FemaleBurlesquerReader - A Doe in Fall

A burlesquer with a penchant for conning men, you find your latest game interrupted when your next mark saves you from an aggressive fan— by killing him. The chance encounter left you curious, still half convinced you could complete your normal chase. Unbeknownst to you, you were the one being tracked.

Part 1 - Pretty in Red smut💦 Part 2 - Liar smut💦 Part 3 - A Tragedy smut💦 Part 4 - Enough Part 5 - Too Much Part 6 - Learning smut💦 Part 7 - Recognition smut💦

⟢Alastor x Cupid FemReader - Finders Keepers

Tasked with making a demon believe in true love or you can’t return to heaven, things immediately go off the rails when you hurt yourself and Alastor catches one of your most troubling arrows; Mania

˚₊ · »-♡→ Week 1 and Week 2 ˚₊ · »-♡→Week 3 and Week 4 smut💦 ˚₊ · »-♡→Week 5, Week 6, Week 7, and Epilogue smut💦

⟢Rutting Alastor x Fem Bunny Reader - Alastor in Rut smut💦 NEW ✨

Less than confident and lacking much in the way of assertiveness, you find hell to be scary. But, a very kind and helpful deer demon has a solution! Just in time, as an unexpected rut hits him and he feels the need to reel you in.

Under 1500 words and specific requests

⟢Luci x Reader x Alastor imagine (and Vox) sexual 🔥

⟢Alastor SFW and NSFW Headcanon fluffy☁️ and sexual🔥

⟢Ace Alastor x Ace Reader - Fuck Joke around and Find out soft smut 💦

⟢Ace Alastor bottoms for a GN!Seraphim Reader - Wrapped around Your Finger smut💦

⟢Angel Dust x PornstarReader - Besties get Banged smut💦

Part 1 ꒰აMaleReader ✧ FemaleReader໒꒱ Part 2 ꒰აMaleReader ✧ FemaleReader໒꒱ ✨NEW✨

⟢Lucifer x GN!AngelReader (fic based on Griftwood by ghost) smut💦

⟢Cursed Cat Alastor

⟢Hazbin Crew Drunk Headcanon (tiny sexy?)

⟢TopAlastor x BottomLucifer - for my darling Fraugwinska , Lazy Mornings smut💦

⟢TopLucifer x Bottom Nun!Alastor - HateJoke Fuck smut💦 ✨NEW✨

Hazel Imagines - general imagines, very small

⟢Would Alastor indulge in anal with a fem!reader?

⟢What would Alastor do about a reader with a scent kink? Smut💦

⟢Imagine Alastor and a S/O aroused by his voice

⟢Would Alastor have sex with a reader on their period?

⟢Alastor with a pregnant, but not yet showing, reader NEW ✨

⟢A Doe in Fall (part 7) HumanAlastor x FemReader

im not telling you a goddamn thing

⟢Wrapped Around Your Finger (part 2) SeraphimReader x Alastor

Alastor struggles with wanting something he refuses to ask nicely for

⟢The Safeword is Radioapple; Alastor x MaleDickedReader x Luci versions of existing parts

Happy Birthday!

Lucifer x Fem Birthday Reader x Alastor

*There are so few openly gay characters in mainstream media, I wanted to provide something for gay dick-having fans who wanted to see their gay spider power bottom fucking someone they can relate to physically so I will always write a male counterpart to Angel stories

everytime he cums i give him a gold star

needing him biblically right now.

Space twins ⭐

gonna waterboard you with my pussy tonight you up for it?

I love it when puppies wear their collars. They always look so cute and submissive

I just want to wake them up and fuck them senseless

me: *thinks about being manhandled into a tango by a villain singing about their evil plans*