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Once again, I am completely absolutely fucked out.


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Btw I HAVE gotten noise complaints during seggs. So, hmu when you’re free


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Uhm yeah so 🍼please accept this stoppered potion, this bottle of goo. Totally normal GOO btw, locally sourced [from my freaking bed room, hehehehehe!]


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Rebloging your nudes like it’s my full time job


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Girl blogging

I’m staying the night at my big-city best friends house. His apartment. We got high. Chatted for hours on his porch. His girlfriend is here.

I am very enamored with this girlie. This was said to me a while ago. But think about that! A friend telling me that. Means that she’s thought about it enough to tell him. And he’s thought about/ heard it enough? To tell me?!! We were out in a field. Waiting to stargaze when he told me. Just after skateboarding there.

Wow I live a good life. 2024. I wanna become a teacher, btw. For young kids. I think I would be really good at that. I’m very patient. Kind. Smart. And love helping people learn new things in exaclty the way that they need to learn it.

Anyways. Back to the sauce. I’m sleeping on their little blow up mattress at the foot of their big bed. It is VERY hot today. And so the AC box is blasting. I’m having horribly horny thoughts - about the girlie in that bed - and about my partner too tbh. Like kinky baking cookies while naked and fucking type beat.

I’m gonna have a EMPTY house for my 1 year anniversary with my partner. We gon spend it well.


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I am already a whining whimpering mess this morning


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Uhmmm. Missionary Anal. Feeling their pussy juices leaking onto my cock, helping them take it.


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“No dude, I am telling you, she has thee coolest cock in all of Camelot.”


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[Groping your stomach] “so, have you been fixed yet? Or do I still have to wear a condom?”


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Just be the bigger person [be their parent [sexually].]


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Tumblr app icon got a new look! Which means that — so last night I had a dream about one of my good friends. Lesbain. Emo girlie. We dated that one time in highschool. Love her sm. We go to the renfaire often. and so I had a dream that we were watching a movie together at some friends house (don’t know what movie) and basically we all took some edibles, and she was snuggled close to me. And when the edible hit. It removed all of her inhibitions / made herself so comfortable, she no longer thought about/ controlled her emotions. Which meant that she crawled on top of me, in my lap, pinned me down and started making out with me.


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I think I have earned — 12 girlies touching every inch of my body [rapidly loosing clothes]


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This Album Eats So Much Pussy. [compliment. Meaning Its Really Cool]

“This album eats so much pussy.” [compliment. Meaning it’s really cool]

Do you think ^ this is a cool thing we should all start saying? Or?

This Album Eats So Much Pussy. [compliment. Meaning Its Really Cool]

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Hey! That’s my cum dump !!


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Go slow.

But go.


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