Head Empty Just Soukoku - Tumblr Posts
3 years ago
Headcanon/incorrect based on this art,, idk who it's by :(

Dazai on the phone to Chuuya: CHIBI YOUR CHILD IS FLYING EVERYTHING IN THE HOUSE
Chuuya: HA? That's our child, you fucker. Just nullify it.
Dazai: I CAN'T KEEP TOUCHING HIM CONSTANTLY?? What if I need to pee and then when I come back from the bathroom I see that our appartment is destroyed??
Chuuya being so done: .....
Dazai: Your child is a biohazard.
Chuuya: Teme, that's our child?! Just put him to sleep
Dazai: ...
Dazai: Oh- I forgot that was a thing
Chuuya snorting: And this is the man who has been dubbed as the genius Demon Prodigy
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