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Why do I feel like my cat is annoyed with me sometimes? š¤āŗļø
One of the funniest things I ever experienced was when I went to go see John Mulaney live, and halfway through a bit about how expensive college in the States is, he looked down at the sleeve of his suit jacket and just. stopped. dead halt, mid sentence.
And after like three seconds, where weāre all trying to figure out the punchline because the story clearly hadnāt ended, and John Mulaney quietly says,Ā āHas there been tinfoil on my buttons the whole goddamn show?ā
Heād taken his suit to the drycleaner, and theyād wrapped the buttons on the sleeves and the coat with tinfoil to protect them, and John Mulaney didnāt notice until half-way through his set, and was SO FLABBERGASTED that he never did finish the story about college and instead did five minutes on how stupid it was that his buttons were reflecting the light and he just didnāt notice, and in that moment I understood more about John Mulaney as a person than I ever have.

I forget if this one has been posted, but this is just a daily reminder that William Barker Cushing was a very handsome man.










He said, āThis is his home now. And itās worth fighting forā. Iāmā¦*chuckles*ā¦worth fighting for.
ā” appreciation post for my most favourite marvel character ! ā”










i love him so much ;-;
also itās getting closerrrr to juneeeee, yāall know what that meanssss hehehehe
yamalās last act as a 16 year old player was to score a banger, send france home and get the motm award canāt wait to see whatās in store on sunday when he has turned a year older

The human urge to shove pictures of my dog into the face of anyone around me
Edit: for some reason my phone autocorrected "human" into "hospitable man" and I think that still fits
Hey Pachi-Pachi :3 how's work been treating you?

Bakugou: [ starts getting depressed and anxious ]
Izuku: [ kicks open the barn door ] IāM HERE TO HELP BECAUSE I LOVE YOU AND BELIEVE IN YOU!!

En EspaƱol: AquĆ
Well, I missed this kid.
Julius Bisset the male version of Juliette Bisset, as I did as an adult I wanted to make his version young and as you see was a shy child, four eyes (To him if it took more for him to let up the glasses, when his sight improved) that admired Mr. Bug (the masculine version of Ladybug, ĀæI think?) And aspired to do as he
And Jaune here, loving his little bunny, thinking "Oh, silly" because aspiring to do as the carrier of the miraculous ladybug is impossible
But that does not mean I can not try it
Maybe make more of the child, maybe...
”I hope them like it!

if thereās no god, then who is he checkmate atheists