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Iwaizumi: do you want to know your gay name

Oikawa: my... my gay name??

Iwaizumi: yeah, it's your first name-

Oikawa: haha. Very funny iwa-chan-

Iwaizumi, getting down on one knee: -and my last name

Oikawa: oh- oh mY GOD

Noya: you ready for tomorrow's history test?

Tanaka: yea

Noya: what ended in 1896?

Tanaka: 1895

Noya: yea you ready

Yaku: hey do you have a bag I could borrow?

Kenma: the only bags I have are the ones under my eyes, and they're specifically designed to carry the burden of my existence

Yaku: literally all you had to do was say no

Mattsun: what does a skeleton call his closest homie

Makki: his vertebruh

Mattsun: is that because homies always have eachother's backs

Makki: this is why I love you

*watching a nature documentary*

Narrator: virtually nothing can survive in this environment

Noya, extremely defensive for no reason: I bet I could

Kuroo: ice skating is wild. someone was brave enough to walk onto a frozen lake and be like "you know what my feet need? knives."