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Ole Kristian Vaaga legporn arseporn backporn Aug 24
Ole Kristian Vaaga legporn arseporn backporn Aug 24
Andres Vergel Aug 24
Andres Vergel Aug 24
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Lycra legporn arseporn
our wedding outfits
left or right? or both?
my wedding outfit
Can I wear green?
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This is why I'd start indoor cycling
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Growing again.
Food intake has always been my biggest challenge when it comes to muscle growth. My natural appetite is quickly satiated meaning any extra calorie requirements rely on constant, conscious effort.
Not a big deal, we gotta do what we gotta do to grow. But what it does mean is, when I get sick (like I did recently on holiday), the drive to continue eating to excess vanishes and weight falls off me: from around 208 lbs to 200.3 lbs in this case.
I’m back to full strength now and shovelling food down my gullet. Already, my weight has rebounded to 202.7 lbs. The plan is to regain as much as I can over the next few weeks, then enter 2023 primed to pack on some fresh, new, never seen before muscle.
With a little bit of luck, 2023 will leave me bigger to the point of being unrecognisable from the guy you see above 💪💉💪
Contrary to popular belief spandex capris pants can and do work out for men. Check out this gym hottie. Whether they look better on the floor still debateable. Chris said no word yet on tan lines or tats. The front desk says Mr Capri is apparently visiting from out of town so no one knows what’s below deck.
Brad then relayed the jealous woman with the super flat tummy who was walking out of the room when he walked in said Mr Capri here has been going at the current routine in front of the three way mirror for twenty minutes. She’d stick around for the rest of the show but needed to pick up her daughter from school.
Brad thought enough to get her number to text updates. He wasn’t Luke with his private eye but would catch what he could on film. Brad couldn’t remember if he mentioned he liked her moody green crop top but felt he would properly connect it as a driver of his actions in about three days time while chopping up a kale salad for lunch.
As for now, Mr Capri’s abs were lit. Yum … oh and those colorful shoes. Adorbs! Chris lusted over their size then wondered if the man might be Brazilian. Brad then asked if those pants might technically be capris? They could also be quarter length. No one doing cardio on the balcony overhang with a clear view could agree as to what either meant.
Chris missed the comment as that’s when the lunges started. Brad let out a faint gasp.
Chris threw in the last towel for his burgeoning line of men's underwear after learning his boyfriend Brad sourced the prototypes by purchasing them directly from SKIMS.
Finally connecting why they took a sheet to the beach that one day, Brad found it difficult to pay attention to a lecture on copyright infringement from someone involved in such an oversight debacle. It was also hard not to wonder what the grey skintight suit might look like wet.
Brad was far from alone. Everyone in the closest row of cabana's would hold their breath every time Brad took a small step backwards toward the pool in his highly animated and passionate speech oddly championing someone with billions, a team of lawyers, and the law already in their favor.
She was also a lawyer herself... or at minimum on her way. It was difficult to keep up with bar exam news between Klhoe's lackluster clap back's and finding yourself justifying why not a single man has managed to remain on the show despite secretly feeling not so hot about that. It was a lot with nowhere to go, especially considering the level of sophistication fronted.
Brimming with frustration at his boyfriend's antics, Chris snapped and rushed Brad midsentence to land them both squarely in the pool. Everyone on deck was already on the edge of their seat as they surfaced.
Well… Let's just say Kim K deserves every single dollar she has as the pool deck literally broke out in applause at the sheer glean and mind-blowing accentuation of Brad's perfect nipples. It was breathtaking. It was the only time the two of them wished California was more humid and colder.
Despite the gray suit's flawlessness, Brad and Chris still managed to one up the design. The incident inspired them to launch a new brand of swimwear composed completely of dissolvable materials called ‘Sorry But Not Sorry SKIMMY.’ The initial investor would convince Brad and Chris to shorten the name to ‘But SKIMMY’ to transform it into the ultimate macho answer to the curvaceous clothing line.
Ironically, Brad and Chris’ venture would fail because no one could materialize a profitable dissolvable.
During aftercare, Chris would ask his boyfriend Brad if the real Ben Dover ever stood up.
He did at least once.
What?!
This new AI selfie app just colored Chris’ stellar gym outfit pink.
How did it know?
AI was beginning to freak Chris out where he already was.
Maybe AI was gay. Could it be gay?
For a moment, Chris wondered if he could take the thought any further. First, he needed to order the same spandex threads in pink. This sh*t looked good onscreen and might just come in a gay shade of pank.
Hmmmmm…
Chris found himself hesitating. He would need AI to conduct a deep search and was already spooked by its spot on intuition.
‘It’ was the correct pronoun for AI wasn’t it? Given this pink episode just now it was feeling more like it could be her/she/hey girl hay or one of its many derivatives.
This was a quandary.
You know it was times like this Chris was thankful he didn’t have morals. The last thing he needed was a dilemma. Talk about inhumane!
If you could smell my balls…
