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So about Morro

Why the heck was in the cursed realm BEFORE doing evil stuff, like bro ran off and died I think FSM was annoyed that he didn't want to accept that he's not the green ninja. FR THOU WHY?!?!

GreenLloyd has posted a photo.

‘Training time want a body like mine never stop’ #Arms-day #gonna-need-a-new-gi

Comments

RedHotMan: dude what’s with the filters?

Reply to ‘RedHotMan’ Green Lloyd: Filters are because I didn't want people to see the sweat. On my back

Fangirl147: Aw man. Why didn't you show a front view? I want a pic of some abs.

-Reply to ‘Fangirl147’ Flower Power: Don’t you dare! Lloyd is my man!

Shocker: We waste a lot of fabric on Gi’s I just realized.

PILLOW FORT [ DITY ]

This drawing of my verison of lloyd for @p3roxid3city ‘s dity’s !!! :]] i’m very happy with how it came out, i finished the rendering all in one day yesterday so my fingers hurt 😭

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Throwback to the first time I watched Ninjago season 1

Me and my little sister are sitting on the couch watching the og 4 argue over who’s gonna be the green ninja and I’m jokingly like “watch as after all this it’s Lloyd or something”

Skip to the next scene where Lloyd shows up and she goes “you know what I think you’re right”

And I’m like “bro I was joking” because I actually thought it was gonna be Nya

Skip to episode 11 and it’s. Lloyd.

Uodate someone remind me to stop accidentally putting mature on posts

Something something Lloyd being master of energy and literally sucking the life force out of someone who hurts his kids

Someone asks him and he’s SO CAUGHT OFF GUARD that after five minutes of confused gesturing and attempting to get SOMETHING out of his mouth his response is just “I dont wanna :(”

Something something Lloyd being master of energy and literally sucking the life force out of someone who hurts his kids

Guys we need to finally talk about this.

CANCEL THE GREEN NINJA!

He has been sexist for the longest time

“if I see a girl in here I’m gonna go ballistic”

Now that’s sexist because he doesn’t think women can climb trees

“She’s a princess they’re all the same”

WOWWW. He hates women in powerful positions.

“Aspheera is attacking Ninjago!”

Okay she is NOT ATTACKING NINJAGO JUST SENSEI WU. WHEN A WOMAN ATTACKS NINJAGO THEY THROW HER IN PRISON, WHEN A MAN ATTACKS NINJAGO THEY LET THEM MOVE INTO MY COUSINS APARTMENT TO DEVELOP HOMOEROTIC RELATIONS.

#CANCELGREENNINJA