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Guys we need to finally talk about this.
CANCEL THE GREEN NINJA!
He has been sexist for the longest time
“if I see a girl in here I’m gonna go ballistic”
Now that’s sexist because he doesn’t think women can climb trees
“She’s a princess they’re all the same”
WOWWW. He hates women in powerful positions.
“Aspheera is attacking Ninjago!”
Okay she is NOT ATTACKING NINJAGO JUST SENSEI WU. WHEN A WOMAN ATTACKS NINJAGO THEY THROW HER IN PRISON, WHEN A MAN ATTACKS NINJAGO THEY LET THEM MOVE INTO MY COUSINS APARTMENT TO DEVELOP HOMOEROTIC RELATIONS.
#CANCELGREENNINJA
Hey guys I’m thinking of vacationing to a different realm, any suggestions?
I’m thinking of going to the Never Realm for the beaches but I hear there’s like a group of aggressive clans who like to kill so liiiikee 😫😖
This might seem racist but I do not trust the serpentine.
“But we trapped them underground!”
IDGAF I SAW A FANGPYRE EAT MY GRANDMA.
Omfg anyone remember when The Earth Ninja was in a love triangle? Tbh when I heard he was dating someone I thought it was gonna be the lightning dude but no it’s fucking Samurai X who was DATING THE LIGHTNING NINJA.
That’s so crazy to me.
Idk if I want a home wrecker saving me from evil, like take a look in the mirror the evil lurks within.
Hey guys I’m a human male 34 so if u know any other hot (NOT EVIL) singles out there please let me know. The last dude I tried to date kept telling me he was “the brown ninja”
He would NOT SHUT UP ABOUT IT.
I get the worst head of my life, I go home, google it, turns out that he actually did hang out with the ninja but they avoid him like the plague.
UGHHH these Ninjago MEN!!
Am I allowed to kill the snake in my backyard?
Like it keeps killing rabbits but like what if it’s someone’s neighbor..
Like isn’t it kind of weird that some animals gain sentience but others don’t?
Guys we finally got to say it.
If the serpentine want to be initiated into human society they gotta wear pants.
I’m tired of seeing snake penis and snake booty hole every time I go to the crossroads farmers market.
Wait yea, I’ll try to send a messenger dragon over to you. I actually live in that city and the whole situation was crazy, we didn’t know we had a Jade princess until like 4 years ago!
Guys we need to finally talk about this.
CANCEL THE GREEN NINJA!
He has been sexist for the longest time
“if I see a girl in here I’m gonna go ballistic”
Now that’s sexist because he doesn’t think women can climb trees
“She’s a princess they’re all the same”
WOWWW. He hates women in powerful positions.
“Aspheera is attacking Ninjago!”
Okay she is NOT ATTACKING NINJAGO JUST SENSEI WU. WHEN A WOMAN ATTACKS NINJAGO THEY THROW HER IN PRISON, WHEN A MAN ATTACKS NINJAGO THEY LET THEM MOVE INTO MY COUSINS APARTMENT TO DEVELOP HOMOEROTIC RELATIONS.
#CANCELGREENNINJA
How am I THE BAD GUY HERE.
Maybe it’s good that I got kicked from the group chat considering the LAST BARBEQUE YOUR DEMON BOY TOY told us the way we cooked our meat was “inneficient because the fire was set too low” and then started throwing fire at the grill and it started burning down the place!!
Uncle Joel’s house still has scorch marks!!
Guys we need to finally talk about this.
CANCEL THE GREEN NINJA!
He has been sexist for the longest time
“if I see a girl in here I’m gonna go ballistic”
Now that’s sexist because he doesn’t think women can climb trees
“She’s a princess they’re all the same”
WOWWW. He hates women in powerful positions.
“Aspheera is attacking Ninjago!”
Okay she is NOT ATTACKING NINJAGO JUST SENSEI WU. WHEN A WOMAN ATTACKS NINJAGO THEY THROW HER IN PRISON, WHEN A MAN ATTACKS NINJAGO THEY LET THEM MOVE INTO MY COUSINS APARTMENT TO DEVELOP HOMOEROTIC RELATIONS.
#CANCELGREENNINJA
haha why is the sky purple?
oh my god people are alive. I hear people above me
They’re saying stuff like “I thought you would leave me if I told you my powers, I do need you” BLAH BLAY BLAH
IM TRAPPED IN THE TRASH LET ME OUTT
haha why is the sky purple?
I’m so excited to see the Royal Blacksmiths perform tonight in ninjago city!! It’s so nice to hear songs that aren’t the weekend whip, sometimes it feels like it’s the only song in the city!
Guys is it considered proshipping if I ship the great devourer with Wojira?
I’m so glad I’m out of school every time I ask them “hey what year did the Serpentine war happen?” They just look at me confused.
Guys I’m concerned about Jay and Nya getting together.
When they freak it do they electrocute the plumbing system??
I’m a normal guy who walks around with people who can bend the fabric of reality and I can’t ask questions?
Guys I’m concerned about Jay and Nya getting together.
When they freak it do they electrocute the plumbing system??
Guys I keep running into people from metalonia but have never seen it on the map.
Am I being pranked???
Is it real?
I shoplift so much in ninjago city.
Every week there’s a crazy attack and then the lightning ninja comes in and shuts off the entire power grid with his powers.
This shuts off all the cameras and I just grab tons of toilet paper.
I poop good now, thank you ninja.
GUYS DO NOT SHOPLIFT IN NINJAGO I JUST GOT BEAT UP BY A NERD AND A CATGIRL. THEY DANGLED ME OVER A DRAGON.
NOT WORTH IT PAY THE 28 NINJARBUCKS
I shoplift so much in ninjago city.
Every week there’s a crazy attack and then the lightning ninja comes in and shuts off the entire power grid with his powers.
This shuts off all the cameras and I just grab tons of toilet paper.
I poop good now, thank you ninja.