Godrick The Grafted - Tumblr Posts - Page 2
Hear me out, if Elden Ring bosses were teachers..
Mohg - the cool language arts teacher that hosts dark plays for fun
Margit - the history teacher who takes his job way too seriously
Messmer - the science teacher with all the snakes
Malenia - the math teacher who ominously tells you you're about to fail her class
Godrick - that crazy ass PE teacher who encourages infanticide via dodgeball
Radahn - the slightly less unhinged PE teacher who's mere presence deters the class from misbehaving
Rykard - the art teacher who's low-key mentally unstable but has genuine good advice
Rennala - the astronomy teacher who's Hella sweet but kooky af and comes to school dressed like an ancient faith healer (she offers the students tea during class)
Maliketh - the chemistry teacher that sets students on fire to make an example
Godskin Duo - the *other* PE teachers who let the class go full on lord of the flies as they watch from the background
Y'all do your own renditions and reblog them 😂😂
Edit: added Rennala, Maliketh, and the Godskin Duo
If elden ring bosses worked at popular chains..
Mohg - Starbucks (is happy to make that complicated latte)
Morgott - Michael's (knows where everything is and quietly roams the aisles)
Radahn - Home Depot (the employee everyone trusts with the heavy shit)
Rennala - Barnes and Nobles (has a new favorite book every time you see her)
Malenia - Waffle House (doesn't fuck around with unruly customers)
Rykard - Walmart (shows up looking crazy like the customers that walk in)
Godskin Duo - Hot Topic (I'm not elaborating further)
Godrick - Lowe's (stands by the door to greet people and make sure they don't steal)
Maliketh - Spencer's (listen.. he's already wearing a blindfold)
Messmer - Chick Fil A - (he's one more "can I have a refund" away from an altercation)
Reblog with your own versions!
Godrick getting bored and making small, grafted homunculi he takes to calling his "little graftlings"
Cursed little bundles of hands and arms just casually rolling around the castle like family pets, spooking the guards and giving visitors heart attacks
Godrick names each and every one after himself and they swarm when he shakes a bag of treats
They like to be carried around by their dad and they crawl all over him whenever he's idle. They cover him like a blanket when he sleeps in his bed, and they fetch things for him that are far away
They also annoy gostoc periodically
You're so welcome, T! 😂🤟
I just wanted to say that even tho I have a hard time expressing it without feeling like I'm annoying or over the top, I thank everyone who thought of me and drew my Lowly Tarnished and Godrick. That is incredible to me and I cannot express my happiness enough. Gang's all here.
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oh no, he stubbed his toe :(
apparently I forgot to post this here, could have sworn I did
Godrick uses his dragon head as a puppet, it backfires.🔥🐉 Animated this under 10 hours.
