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I love your ghost posts, I'm so happy someone else appreciates those little ghost valley freaks as much as me 😂

Awww, thank you 💚 They have such fun designs and interesting personalities! The dynamic between Wuchang Gui and Happy Ghost is so fascinating to me, it’s like they have an unspoken understanding. I’ve actually been meaning to post a few gifs they’re both in, so thanks for the reminder 😸

Wuchang Gui and Happy Ghost gif collection 💚🧡

Mount Qingya’s denizens of ghost valley.

(Word of Honor is consuming my life if you can’t tell already).

Ghostly glances across an aisle

Do you have any headcanons for Changing Ghost you'd like to talk about? :)

Thanks for the ask! 😺

I don’t know if these are all headcannons so much as ideas-I-find-interesting, but here they are anyway!

-Wuchang Gui is the one who does Happy Ghost’s and Lustful Ghost’s makeup (and Black Grim Reaper’s, after White Grim Reaper’s death). Lustful Ghost only lets him do his makeup on special occasions.

This all started because Happy Ghost wanted to try his green lipstick one day and Wuchang Gui told him that maroon would suit him better. Happy Ghost took his advice, but his technique was lackluster, so Wuchang Gui offered to do it himself. It was the first time Happy Ghost ever let someone else touch his smile.

-Wuchang Gui was an imperial eunuch before he joined Ghost Valley. As for how he got sent there, probably treason (of which he may have charmed his way out of execution)

-he kept the old Ghost Valley Master’s crown. Wen Kexing had no interest in it, but Wuchang Gui planned to wear it once he overthrew him

-his hobbies include drinking wine and riding horses

-he doesn’t remember why he loves green so much

yeah that sounds pretty hostile

“Keep yourself under control.”

A mirror between eunuchs and ghosts

A touch allowed

🐎🍷Ghostly inspiration 💃🔪

Perhaps I can convince you to work at Ghost Valley. Ignore those rumors of our boss eating his predecessor. He actually *checks notes* never mind. What I will say is that lately he has been leaving us to ourselves. None of that micromanagement silliness, and he—oh, he’s strangling one of our employees.

Moving on, we do have excellent management. Wuchang Gui always makes sure he and his subordinates are the best-dressed in the workplace. He may involve you in his personal projects, but I hear they’re excellent for team-building and don’t at all carry the risk of being poisoned and controlled by a rival company. Tragicomic Ghost looks out for the well-being of our female staff and throws parties with fun entertainment like watching people fight to the death.

As far as coworkers go, I would suggest befriending Happy Ghost. He’ll laugh loudly at your jokes and always has the best gossip. He has a bit of a temper, though, so watch out for his scissors.

Man-Eater Ghost? You’re wondering if he eats people? Here at Ghost Valley, as long as you don't eat your coworkers, we don't really care about your eating habits. It's hard enough to hire people as it is...

Cannibalism is a deal-breaker? (Thank goodness, I won’t have to explain the memory loss requirement). Well, there is an open position at the Palace in Tianqi. The boss is a bit of a tiger, but as long as you're not his brother you're probably fine. Just don't do anything silly like treason.

As for supervisors, there are five of them. The head supervisor knows everything that happens at the palace, and I mean everything. I heard that an ant once trespassed the breakroom, and he crushed it before it ate a single crumb. Don't go anywhere you're not supposed to, or that will be you.

There is, shall I say, a lot of faction conflict in the workplace. Many of the supervisors support opposing princes and will advocate for their interests, even if that means, well, treason (which, I repeat, is not recommended). Even the one that claims to be neutral has a favorite prince, and the one that actually acts the most neutral is following the wishes of the previous head supervisor. Yes, Zhuo Qing, known as one of the Four Great Evils in this world. Yes, I know the rumors about his ability to fragment the heart and dissolve the bones. Don't worry about such things. Even if the Art of Detachment was capable of that, it's not like any of his students secretly mastered it and would use it to kill one of their own.

Anyways, how do you feel about not having balls?

Hi, welcome to your first day at [X]! A schedule you say? Well, we try not to make one, becuase it'll always end up overturned.

Management? Sure they exist, but maybe you shouldn't spend too much time with them lest you become collatoral damage and/or they remember your name and you get caught up in the Plot.

Our retirement plan IS very generous, you're right. What's that? How many people have retired and been able to claim it?

...hahaha, what a good question. Let's continue the tour, here to our right is the cafeteria-

Hopefully everyone here gets well compensated for their work (Doubt(tm)).

Write-ins, propaganda, and images are welcome!