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Brad didn't like all this negativity. After five minutes of careful thinking Brad said "YES" to 'No Pants!' Chris praised him for taking a stand. It showed off his legs better than sitting.

Chris was miffed. People who think models are difficult proved once again they don’t know what difficult is. With a single yank, Chris demonstrated to the world exactly how to get Americans to stomach soccer. Who wouldn’t build a stadium for that?!?

The Obvious twins didn’t read “Captain” to Chris and Brad. Now what?!? Auditioning for BOX underwear awkward enough.

Well. Was the underwear coming off or was Chris putting it on??! UGHHH! The cues from the photographer were so confusing. Who uses stage directions to snap Grindr photos?! Really?!? If the left hand didn’t make an “L” shape naturally, Chris was pretty sure he would have had a nervous breakdown by the age of 12. That little trick gave him six more months. Take that vacuum suck to quality of life. HA! “Oh man. Did I 4get 2 shave my dinger?!?”