Gaud - Tumblr Posts
You are one of the reasons I got myself a Tumblr. I have been blessed by both you and this site with a comunity of weard and wonderful people I would have never imagned even existed. Without you and this site I would be a far more lonely Person.
So thank you!
say something nice to me
Drinking game : go to some popular post and every time you see a Gaud icon take a shot
hey @biggest-gaudiest-patronuses the kirby pop remided me of u so i made this, here take it
*to the tune of All Star* A handsome young man once told me Wolverine can never be circumcised
Dearest Gaud,
I do not know what you are made of. I would like to know what you’re made of. Please tell me what you’re made of. Please please please please please please please please
Athena headed out of Zeus's cranium.
so athena burst out fully born from zeus's skull, right?
Ok but what if we just mush all these concepts together?
•They ask Oakley to tag along knowing they could use extra help to get the heavier artifacts. •To gain access they would meet the curator and every thing else happens the same. •Once the group splits up with the other member distracting the curator, they run into the security guard and hastily bribe him to not tell anyone. Everything else happens the same. •At the end they say goodbye to Greer and the curator (who probably has the other vampire’s number by now) and walk home talking about frisbee.
Just tossing in my two cents :)
I know I’ve said this before but vampires
don’t show up on camera
can fly/scale walls
immune to bullets
can break into any safe by turning into fog or some bullshit
could probably hypnotize security guards as needed
therefore I am in dire need of a heist film where a group of vampires band together to steal back their old stuff from museums
Gaud dammit.
meteorologically speaking, Hell’s atmosphere is mostly composed of fire and brimstone, right?
My faviroute way to cook my faviroute breakfast cauliflower, eggs and bacon
So,,, what if there was a gaud dating sim,,,
don’t do this
Mimes are an early predecessor to the modern clown, Gaud having mime relations finally explains where their knowledge of clown biology originates
sometimes i forget not all my childhood experiences are universal or widely shared… like going to mime summer camp didn’t seem weird at the time but in retrospect it’s probably not as common as i assumed
Not in my country but gourd rhymes with gaud, so you're now a pumpkin, you'll make a delicious pie
I don't think it's a coincidence that "God" and "gaud" rhyme
actually they’re homophones
Oh, i saw u censored God, are you Jewish?
I actually get this question a lot but no, I'm heathen (specifically ásatrú). The reason I censor g*d is just cause I have beef with that guy idk it sounds kinda silly but I just don't like saying that word and haven't found a good substitute so I just censor it instead
Isn't this just the ERMA webcomic but the mother is also a demon
a “horror” movie about a demon baby, but the parents are chill with it and treat them normally.
“There’s a circle of fire on the front lawn” “Looks like it’s somebody’s naptime”
“Hon, the baby’s on the ceiling again.” “Hold on, i’ll get the broom”
“The baby’s speaking in strange tongues” “Raising children bilingually has so many benefits”
you're just the mob boss of Tumblr.
every few years i have a reemergence of my childhood dream of being a mob boss
I didnt even notice there was plant in stead of planet.
I’m Still Here from Treasure Plant is absolutely an anthem to kids w/ learning disorders & abandonment issues