Fuzion Frenzy Incorrect Quotes - Tumblr Posts

Naomi about Geena: “and she pushed me and she said “excuse me, I am homeless, I am gay, and I’m new in town”

Jet: i wish you could block people in real life

Samson: restraining order

Naomi: murder

Naomi: you look familiar…

Dub: so do you. Where do i know you from?

    -long pause-

Both: jail

Dub: *loud air horn sounds*

Naomi: THIS IS WHY MOM DOESN’T F U C K I N G LOVE YOU

Jet: i have the sharpest memory. Name one time i forgot something.

Zak: you left me in a walmart parking lot like, three weeks ago

Jet: i did that on purpose, try again

Samson: i think you have PTSD

Dub:  yeah i have PTSD, proficient talent for sucking dick

Samson: i think we also need to talk about your use of humor as a coping mechanism

Dub: i don’t think you understand how genius what i just said was

Jet: It's my birthday, the most fun day of the year, something you wouldn't understand because you're not programmed to feel joy

Host: Yes, but my software is due for an exuberance upgrade

Jet: You know, when you play along with the robot jokes, it kinda ruins my enjoyment of them

Host: Yes, I know

Geena: i’m a lesbiab

Geena: lesbab

Geena: lesbiam

Geena: g i r l s

Samson: it’s okay, take your time

Naomi: you cant spell stupid without “u”

Zak: yeah well there’s an “I” in stupid too!

Naomi:

Zak:

Naomi:

Zak: wait-

Jet: oh please, their charade disgusts me. Nobody’s that happy.

Naomi: Geena and i are that happy

Jet: because you two are idiots

Zak: met an idiot today, awful!

Naomi: you looked in the mirror?

Dub: Do you believe in God, Naomi?

Naomi, watching Zak, Geena, and Samson bicker: I believe in hell. I'm in it right now

Host: so, I uh, heard about Geena's...abnormal condition

Jet: she's gay, Host. Not a werewolf

Samson: that's a terrible idea

Zak: im gonna do it then, thanks for the input

Jet: no one here has any survival or self preservation instincts. I think we were born without them

Dub: that's not possible

Jet: yeah it is. Watch.

Jet: hey guys! let's race down the stairs

*all except Dub jump off a 20 storey building*

Zak: i may be short but you're still beneath me