Jet: It's My Birthday, The Most Fun Day Of The Year, Something You Wouldn't Understand Because You're

Jet: It's my birthday, the most fun day of the year, something you wouldn't understand because you're not programmed to feel joy

Host: Yes, but my software is due for an exuberance upgrade

Jet: You know, when you play along with the robot jokes, it kinda ruins my enjoyment of them

Host: Yes, I know

Samson: i think you have PTSD

Dub:  yeah i have PTSD, proficient talent for sucking dick

Samson: i think we also need to talk about your use of humor as a coping mechanism

Dub: i don’t think you understand how genius what i just said was

Jet: oh please, their charade disgusts me. Nobody’s that happy.

Naomi: Geena and i are that happy

Jet: because you two are idiots

see, I never thought this would be something I need, but I need a series about Iroh's life.

I wanna see him as an awkward teen

I wanna see when he had taken as many lives has his brother had

I wanna see how he went from General Iroh to the Dragon of the West and how he convinced everyone that he killed a dragon

I want a series about Iroh

I have but one question...

WHAT WAS DEXTER'S DESTINY???

a lot

too many songs do this, i have a playlist dedicated to this

but the first one that comes to mind is Bite by Troye Sivan

Anyway, I think we should all just admit that we have that one song that we feel emotions to, every time it comes on, and we know the song is mediocre at best, but we can't stop the tears, I'll start, mine's Piano Man by Billie Joel, who wants to go next?