Fallen London - Tumblr Posts
Rest in peace my beloved ship, the Bishop's Biceps, you shall be most missed, oh how i drove you to kill everything i could see, may we meet again in another life. I DID drive it into the unlimited power of the sun though, no regrets.
This is FUCKED UP i got to the "Two Ways of Jack" part of the Jack-O-Smiles storyline and i cant even get it because i cant buy fate in Fallen London with Real
nasa: we're going to shoot three rockets directly at the sun during the total eclipse. for study and research purposes.
me: oh cool
nasa: we have named the rockets apep. this stands for atmospheric perturbations [in the] eclipse path.
me: oh cool
nasa: apep is also the ancient egyptian deity of chaos and darkness, who ceaselessly seeks to extinguish the sun. we launch these rockets directly at the sun in the name of apep.
me: oh... cool?
if you've ever used the London Underground you might have noticed that it often gets uncomfortably hot. the reason for this is actually that its builders dug too greedily & too deep and as a result the trains are very close to the fires of hell. hope that helps.
spiders have got to figure out contracting I need to be able to call my local spiders union and be like "hey can you send a guy out for a few days the fruit flies are back" and then pay it in spider currency. I'll learn the conversion rates. I'll be generous with my rounding. please.
The 500 goldfish is obvs for the MA increase but is the storyline... Evolution?
i love fallen london [spent several real life days grinding for lab equipment, getting distracted by hearts game in order to buy some materials to sell off for echoes to buy 500 goldfish for one advanced skill study to make this one set of skill checks 1 point easier so that I can progress this one storyline]
the real worry there are the Player of Chess checks so uh, make sure you have those as high as you can
i love fallen london [spent several real life days grinding for lab equipment, getting distracted by hearts game in order to buy some materials to sell off for echoes to buy 500 goldfish for one advanced skill study to make this one set of skill checks 1 point easier so that I can progress this one storyline]
okay too many people have liked this post so i'll talk about Olivia for a bit. Olivia Baker (the Effervescent Gravedigger, thanks matcha) is the gravedigger behind the 'Baker Cemetery', one of the graveyards around London for the permanently deceased, with it's signature tradition being to leave candles out in every tombstone (to represent that "Even in the all encompassing darkness surrounding us, you gave others some form of light."). She is very much obsessed with and loves Permanent Death, she thinks about it a lot and finds the idea of a true, definite ending to one's life the most beautiful thing ever. Due to her not very, active job (not a lot of people are dying all the time) she has plenty of time to dedicate herself to the arts, mostly being one to read poems and books (last time she tried to express her love for all things permanently gone she got kicked out of the Empress' Court by her own parents, who sorta disowned her after that.)
hm. i should, talk abt my Fallen London ocs.
I hate you desire sensor (trying to get Uncovering Secrets Framed in Gold (wants to romance the bazaar))
Oh mighty unfortunate, one day perhaps...
did the scoundrel drown this fotz
unfortunately no! i was pretty careful about menaces since i wanted to get as much favor as possible and dying would be a mild inconvenience on that front
hello again yes this is furnace unfortunately theres a chunk of land that straight up doesnr exist so we cant build anything unless you have a crazy expensive theorem from nonexistence land
finished it, so, normal.
Playing My Kingdom for a Pig and oh shit oh fuck its all making sense now
MAN. I am in an, unfortunate situation, where choosing between the two endings of Light Fingers is an actual complicated and not just a choice on if i wanna be a jerk. Man.
Sopping Wet Scoundrel

im sorry in advance to my horrible bat. they're going to hate this.
Hey guess who made a bunch of Fallen London edits for my oc (The Black-Winged Hunter) and is gonna bombard this post with them.













And the exclusive item you'd get from it,
