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customer: is it true you carry adult colouring books?

me: yes, and there's one right--

customer: no, I don't want to see it. That's appalling.

me: sorry?

customer: it's a shame that you carry such books.

me: the... the ones with the forests, and flowers?

customer: ...aren't they graphic pornography?

me: no!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

customer: oh. I thought adult meant... "adult."