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My Mom Is Cool
My mom is unfamiliar with the term "robofucker" and has probably not heard me say "robot porn" because i think i usually say Allen or just Transformer or something
Anyhow she just referred to one of my stories i was showing her the stats on (my mom likes following my author blog progress and she also sometimes reads the reviews with me we're silly yes) as Techno Smut and I
how was I today years old hearing that for the first time
I love it
I'm stealing it
T e c h n o s m u t
conversations I never thought I'd have with my mom, I adore her.
So I only processed the first panel on my dash and had to really stare at it while thinking “why is deku talking to the butter guy?”
The Housecat Philosophy - Ep 33
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i cannot believe the fucking “are you packing” that got me to watch the stream tonight was about shoes
Scar: SO IT WAS YOU
Ranboo: IWASHUNGRY-
A headacanon thing for Ranboo and the hermits- Ranboo's kleptomania extends only to blocks, so when a few of the hermits get together to try and figure out who the thief is, their first few attempts at baiting the trap don't work because they bait it with ingots and loot. It's only when Scar places down a sponge by mistake that they actually catch Ranboo, who is very startled. In a fit of panic to explain his actions, he claims that he thought the sponge was cheese and that he was just hungry.
THIS IS SO ON BRAND ASLKDJF;ALKSDJKFD;FA
I'D LIKE TO SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHIFUYU ILYSM <33333
i like to imagine, that in a perfect world, chifuyu and baji would be sitting on a rooftop wearing party hats eating peyoung yakisoba and just talking about random stuff- just being normal teens enjoying life
i'm sobbing again...
*looking at table that’s been stabbed by a pair of scissors and is now oozing blood* “for the record this is not the best case ever anymore”
Please tell me how you all felt about the DCAs the first time you saw them
Lol! And my mother who hates Jojo and asked me to draw an A4 Jonathan genderbender to put it on the wall without knowing it?
customer: is it true you carry adult colouring books?
me: yes, and there's one right--
customer: no, I don't want to see it. That's appalling.
me: sorry?
customer: it's a shame that you carry such books.
me: the... the ones with the forests, and flowers?
customer: ...aren't they graphic pornography?
me: no!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
customer: oh. I thought adult meant... "adult."
Tfw ur reading an angsty skk fic and dazai starts getting a little too real
Did people really have a lying-about-their-age-on-the-internet phase???? I was always so straight up with it 😕😕
You are a powerful mage whose job it is to build prisons for powerful mages that are impossible to escape. Today upon completing your masterpiece they lock you up in it.
Why don't girls like history? No no, I mean like, watching YouTube videos about the Wehrmacht, not actually studying history, that's stupid and is for girls.
Just as Zain’s route the first male character route to acknowledge the MC was bisexual and had a girlfriend in the past, I think Andi’s route is the first time I’ve encountered the issue of bi-erasure be addressed. (Antonio’s route offered some funny bi jokes, but I don’t think it ever mentioned the MC having a girlfriend.)
I mean, the entire truth/dare heart scene was all fun and games and I was laughing pretty hard irl, but then I got to this scene and it just made me feel good that the writers at Voltage, whether it was part of the story plot or not, are addressing some important LGBTQ+ issues. I haven’t read all the routes in Lovestruck yet, but the only other instance I remember of a small discussion was when the MC in Helena’s route explained the flag colors to Helena and how people had to fight for their rights.
By coincidence, I was researching some stuff last night about how bi people are usually not accepted by both sides and it’s kind of depressing. It’s difficult as it is to come out, but when people mock you and say that being bi isn’t real and that it’s just a phase…you kinda’ just crawl back into the closet and just date guys your entire life.
Idk, but I’m shook again at today’s release. Not really sure what to think anymore other than I need a hella lot more boba tea tomorrow…
you FUCKERS
BESTIE LET US SEE THOSE ACCOUNTS
i gotchu, here is my dom!reader blog recommendations, part two.
@odetodilfs || @infrunamie || @fakecries || @knightonio
@seveett || @mathquiz || @scruus || @slowbison
@plaguechyld || @keeganbrainmush || @therealdisneyfan2319
@purfait || @yarelia || @fatigueeed || @taurder
@narcissistshandler || @yaekiss || @submenarehotties
@karteinss || @incculum || @havensins || @chaepink
@f4nrir || @laraleafs || @tuhtofu || @mysicklove
@demoaner || @apocalypzx
i hope you enjoy these blogs as much as i do! 🫶
here’s the link to my first dom!reader blog recommendations! 💜
Series Recommendations: If We Were Villains (M. L. Rio)
Enter the players. There were seven of us then, seven bright young things with wide precious futures ahead of us, though we saw no further than the books in front of our faces. We were always surrounded by books and words and poetry, all the fierce passions of the world bound in leather and vellum.